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hahha brain go brr..

Yu Jie remembers her first life or whatever (more like the prolouge part) 😼😼😼🐺🐺🐺

I woke up in a coffin, it was a cramped and dark like coffins should be.

I was crying for who? I don’t remember. Was it my mother? Do i have a mother, do I have a family?

But then he found me, Grim, the cause of all my problems (i geuss maybe taht’s a lie, Crowley did a lot to).

And he set my coffin on fire, that idiot.

I barely survived and I had burns on my arms, hands, and legs that couldn’t go away. And it hurt. Where was I? Night Raven College, a masked individual named Crowley would tell me.

He caught Grim in a rope, and smiled. His yellow eyes glinting in the darkness of the hallway. He seemed nice, but then again first impressions aren’t everything.

I was escorted to the mirror room, with the Dark Mirror looking down at me.

I know I saw pity in those eyes, and if it pitied me why couldn’t it help me?

It called me weak, pathetic, useless, with no shape or form.

It made me... actually I don’t remember that either. But Grim got loose, and set fire to the room (yay! more burns on my body 😃😃)

The Queen captured him, while beauty mark applauds the Queen (kinda gayyy...)

The crow tried to scold me about having the monster, even though he did not belong to me.

They tried to send me back home but the Mirror ’did not know’ where it was.

It was a whole thing.

The Crow sent me to a ’ramshackle’ of a dorm, which was named Ramshackle (aptly named, I thought).

The monster was there too, for some reason.

Do you know how the crow rewarded me, after suffering in a dorm, taking care of a pathetic bitch-baby, and three ghosts?

...Cleaning Duty.

I had to clean some statues in a big courtyard when Ace came along.

He mocked me and the monster but I mostly cared when he mocked the monster (I was weird back then).

The monster retaliated by burning one of the statues 😄😄😄. Hahha, and the crow was nearby to! Hahahhahaha.

We had to clean 100 (?!) windows and Ace didn’t even come!

We found him (thanks to a very nice portrait) walking to his dorm.

We pleaded for the sweetie Deuce (!!!!) who was nearby to stop him.

He did! With a cauldron... Which fell directly on top of Ace. Did he crush Ace’s organs ...if not, how strong is Ace’s bones?

Ace started yelling at Deuce, and Deuce started yelling back and Grim ran away. 😃😃😃😃.

My life is super awesome!

Note: i was too lazy to finish it 😞😞😞