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My brain: oh, you’re happy?

Me: yes, go away.

My brain: turn on the news.

Me: no.

My brain: come onnnnnn.

Me: no.

My brain: just to check the weather?

Me: ...

My brain: just for like 5 minutes?

Me: okay fine.

Me, 3 hours later: babe, I’m too scared to sleep now, also we’re never leaving our flat again.

My gf: ...