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how about i suggest a mix of a AND b tabito's default flirting is the being mean kind and yet he still can't handle any affection. like imagine after him being so annoying ur actually nice to him and he's like ?!?!?!?!2 starts reevaluates his whole life

WAIT YEAHHHHH THATS SO CUTE WTF

hold on okay so i’m Thinking rn. having Thoughts. hear me out.

not proof-read!! probs ooc!!

more karasu brainrot bc we hate him (no we don't (yes we do))

⤿ 'x reader' content, extremely self-indulgent sorry lmao

❥ okay so if we’re being specific here, if he has a crush, he’s not the type to, say, close your computer in the middle of you working, or steal your pencils, or any of that shidou type behavior lmao

❥ he's more the type to steal some of your food at lunch, poke you to get your attention, pretend to give you something just to keep moving it away from your hand, and verbally provoke you

❥ yet, except for the poking, he doesn't really make much physical contact

❥ not even the type to use you as an armrest if you're shorter than him, nor the type to give those lowkey aggressive side hugs (like how he grabbed nagi at that computer cafe in the shibuya intermission)

❥ but the teasing is never mean enough to actually hurt, just some surface-level "this mf is so annoying" kinda-mean, yk? it's clear that he doesn't actually harbor any malicious intent, he just enjoys your frustration

❥ what if. what if, one time, you were being kinda-mean back, as one does. what if, when you went to elbow him after he said some dumb shit, he paused for a second — a very brief split second — before continuing his regularly scheduled program? and what if you noticed that?

❥ it's nothing major, obviously. dude just didn't expect you to elbow him. understandable.

❥ hear me out again.

❥ what if, y'all were walking together (bc again, you're not really enemies, you're just kinda-friends) and he was doing that annoying thing (that isn’t attractive irl pls don’t do this) where he would pretend to hand you your phone but pull it away every time you reached for it? what if you, tired of his bs, shoved him a bit in retaliation? not a violent shove, of course, just enough to get the point across

❥ what if he paused a little longer this time? well, karasu doesn't know how to handle you being that close to him, which is why he keeps a distance in the first place

❥ (but you don’t need to know that)

❥ he probably stares a little, probably noticeably wide-eyed

❥ but that shows "weakness" and karasu ain't about that life! not when there's a good chance you might call him out on it and embarrass him further!! absolutely not!!

❥ so, unfortunately, he's quick to try to brush it off and shove you back

❥ too late tho! you noticed him get flustered! whether you call him out on it right then and there is for you to decide

❥ building on the kinda-friends thing, sometimes it gets boring constantly picking on your friends, yk? they're still your friends, and sometimes you want to remind them that you still value their existence, even just a little

❥ because let's be real, you don't actually hate karasu, he's just easy to pick on sorry not sorry it's true lmao

❥ what if, on one of those days when you're feeling especially nice, y'all go over to a vending machine and you ask which flavor soda he wants as you punch in the code for yours? casually, of course.

❥ wouldn't want to be too nice to that asshat

❥ and have him think you like him? you? like karasu?? nahhhh

❥ simp

❥ (same)

❥ internally, dude is freaking out. you're offering to buy him something?? wtf?? like yeah he's down for a free drink but what if this is this some sort of ploy to make him owe you a favor in return? why are you being nice to him all of a sudden??

❥ he'd ask that last one aloud (after giving you his order, which he definitely didn't just stutter on. nope. no way.), but in that kinda-mean way, because, yk. wouldn't wanna seem too hopeful now

❥ or too rude, he wouldn’t want you to actually feel bad for offering kindness

❥ honesty is the best policy! you could go the rational route and simply reply that you were feeling nice today, or you could play coy after hearing his accusatory tone and hit him with the classic "why not?"

❥ either one is still an arrow straight to his heart, poor guy is down bad bad

❥ he seriously didn't expect you to have pure intentions so out-of-the-blue like that

❥ visibly flustered this time — figures he should accept it but isn't quite sure how to handle the fact that you're being genuinely nice right now, to him

❥ while you're turned around grabbing his drink, dude is sweating i–

❥ probably looking at you with unmasked surprise: wide-eyed and "blinking incredulously," one might say. thank god you're not looking at him right now. take your time please, he needs a minute to recover

❥ his cheeks and ears are definitely still pink once you turn to hand him his "Black Cherry Mountain Dew Kickstart" (ew), and definitely turn red if you smile at him

❥ probably stops breathing for a sec, honestly

❥ CANNOT MAKE EYE CONTACT LMAOOOO LOSER

❥ tries to casually it’s not casual lol rub his face or something to hide how red he is, it is most certainly not helping, but very cute nonetheless

❥ could mmmaaaayybe offer a curt "th-thanks" in return, still looking away, still very flustered, but is likely too tongue-tied to speak

❥ if you're the type to play coy, please please don't DO ask him if he’s okay

❥ he literally won't answer you lmao

❥ walks away??? without a proper thank you??? ask him if you can get a thank you

❥ he offers a "THANKS" yelled back at you, not bothering to turn around

❥ ears are still most definitely red, and he's walking faster than usual

❥ you're not clueless. you know what's going on. he knows that you know what's going on. you know that he knows that you know what's going on.

❥ it's up to you to chase after him and see how far you can push him, or let it go and play the long game until he caves and finally commits to making a move on you

❥ bit of a cat-and-mouse dynamic introduced to your relationship

❥ either way, you should definitely start being spontaneously nice to him more often

❥ he’s cute! but don’t tell him that

❥ or do, he’d probably be too flustered to retaliate anyways

caught you red-handed huh 🤨?