Ill Eventually Be In New Zealand - Tumblr Posts

Abso-fucking-lutely!

I'm DONE with this fucked up weather. And Tennessee in general. Fuck these tornadoes! Fuck these rednecks! Fuck this place! New Zealand is going to be my home no matter how hard I have to bust my ass to get there! I am DONE! 😌💚🖤

Ha, looks like it says assporthealth! 🤣 I went down the New Zealand rabbit hole and I unlocked a new fear: traveler's diarrhea! Fun! Don't want to get the shits but if I wash my hands with water and sopa I might be good. Good thing I'm not petrified of shots anymore... cuz they recommend a lot... including rabies... 🤣 First though, I need an assport... ☠️ still not looking forward to that 16 hr plane ride. 16 hours in a flying fart box... and it looks like it'll be a 7turdy7 too.

New Zealand is my home and I desperately just want to go home.

🥝💚🖤