Im Alastor - Tumblr Posts

I’m kind of the Alastor of my friend group. Case in point:

1.) I don’t own a TV, and I don’t plan to buy one as I don’t like watching TV that much

2.) I’m into vintage fashion, and I go out of my way to dress like I’m from my preferred decade (1950s in my case. I just really like 1950s fashion)

3.) I disappeared for several years and no one knows where I went or why (The real explanation is that I lost contact with my old friends and then we reconnected. I haven’t told them the full story as to why I disappeared because it’s kind of traumatic for me to talk about)

4.) I like venison

5.) I’m aro-ace

I just need some deer ears, a desire for cannibalism, and a Cajun accent LMAOOO

My friend group is slowly turning into the Hellaverse in real life. I’m Alastor (Aro ace, likes venison, doesn’t own a TV, wears vintage clothes and hates modern fashion, disappeared for several years and then suddenly came back, and no one knows where I went or why), my best friend and his girlfriend are Moxxie and Millie (They cosplay them a lot, and they spend all of their time together) and my other best friend is Niffty (Small, cute, slightly deranged, is into some depraved shit in the bedroom, follows me around everywhere).