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BUT on rare occasion it’s [guns blazing] -> [Helicopter] -> [Charm the guards] -> [What’s that?] -> [Oh HELL No!] -> [stick to the plan] -> [open the box], you know what I mean?

you ever just [all sneaky like] -> [dark tunnel] -> [don't split up] -> [don't split up] -> [split up] , yknow?

Bro, I'm gonna have to watch the Twilight movies so I can understand the fanfiction!

I JUST WANT THE FANFICTION, THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT SO NOW I HAVE TO WATCH TWILIGHT FML