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—under wraps. (m)
⟶ pairing: taehyung x fem!reader
⟶ words: 15,062
⟶ rating: 18+
⟶ genre: enemies-to-lovers / fake dating / fluff / smut
⟶ summary: there’s nothing you and taehyung seem to hate more than each other - except for christmas. having recently been dumped by your (now ex) boyfriend only seems to make this holiday even worse. but when taehyung suggests that you should pretend to be dating each other to save you both the embarrassment, pity, and bothersome questions from family and friends alike for a fun carefree month of celebrations, you can’t possibly say no.
⟶ warnings: mentions of alcohol, jung wooyoung is reader’s ex oops, some pretty cheesy moments, slow and soft sex, unprotected sex, exhibitionism (sort of??), dry humping, missionary, fingering (fem receiving), oral sex (fem receiving), breast play, creampie
⟶ author’s note: finally!!! here’s my fic for the christmas in july collab, specifically my part in a hoeliday well spent hosted by the wonderful @kookdiaries (who also made the beautiful banner for this fic), @xiaokoo, and @kithtaehyung!!! this fic is also loosely inspired by the movie holidate!! i hope you all enjoy it! ❄️🤍
“You really should start putting yourself out there again. No one wants to be alone for the holidays.”
Ah, the holidays.
If there is one thing for certain, there is nothing you hate more than Christmas.
Well, aside from the tacky decorations infused heavily with pine and ginger aromas, the cheap tinsel, the glittery miniature reindeers and Santas, and the persisting tune of All I Want for Christmas playing wherever you go in every store and on every radio station, and cheesy Hallmark movies ━ all byproducts of the season that you technically don’t mind indulging in from time to time if it weren’t for the way they start to crop up in the public unreasonably the day after Halloween, and multiply with each week like Santa’s very merry golden touch. Because the truth of the matter is that you may not be the trademarked Grinch who despises Christmas for what it is, but rather it’s the increasing concerns that come with it for your love life that you suffer every year from your family and friends alike that you can’t stand.
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