Im Infact Not In This Particular Fandom - Tumblr Posts

Love all your writings, can I request for more of team bad parenting please? That's my current obsession :)

Britain, holding baby New Zealand: No, I don’t have a favorite child. I do have a least favorite, though.

*covers NZ’s ears*

Britain: And it’s the youngest.

Spain, calling Portugal: I need help! I fell asleep and the kids put me in the dino costume again!

Portugal: So?

Spain: And then buried me alive in the sandbox!

Soviet: I got all of you a kitchen set and a baby stroller for Christmas! So you can be ready when you give up on your dreams.