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1 year ago
You Guys Just Boosted My Oc Motivation, Meet Tiny, They R Silly Animal Crossing Player !! ^_^ (They Beat

you guys just boosted my oc motivation, meet tiny, they r silly animal crossing player !! ^_^ (They beat up ugly villagers /j)

hey so what if i started a picrew chain i've always wanted to do that

A picrew illustration of a person. They are thin and white, with light brown hair, brown eyes, and a small smile, and they look down and away. They're wearing an open black button-down with stars on it and a yellow shirt underneath, as well as black pants. They have a star barrette in their hair. The background looks like outer space, with a white square border around it. In the top left corner is the artist's signature; it reads "Chemicataclysm."

tags (no pressure!!): @cornmazehater @r-r-raf @they-thespian666 @emptymilk-bottle @redminders


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14 years ago

Watching 'Weird Sex' on TLC

Me: So Mom, do you have Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder?

Mom: -Blank Stare-

Me:...I think-I think I do.

Mom: -Blank Stare-

Me: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh I'm just messin' with ya. Seriously though, Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder?

Mom: You're an idiot.

I think my mom would have me believe when she was pregnant she just Holy Conception-ed the bad boy. Pfft she didn't have sex; the Angel Gabriel came down and told her God got her pregnant. I'm Jesus H. fucking Christ. 

Ta-daaa. Happy New Year.


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