Im Just Glad Shes Letting Me Keep Him - Tumblr Posts

*The following interaction happened just a few minutes ago*

Staring my mom as my mom and me as me

Mom: *Leaves the dinner table to go crochet in the leaving room* aLEX

Me: *runs in* WHAT WHATS WRONG

Mom: What the HELL is that!! *Points to my snakes shed I found outside*

Snake shed: *is in a plastic baggie*

Me: OH you found him! I set him down and couldn't find him for like a wee-

Mom: pLEASE- GET IT OFF OF MY OTTOMAN

Me: *takes him upstairs to my room for a future craft project*