I'm Not Getting A Haircut - Tumblr Posts

When my parents drop subtle hints that they want me to do something

Friend: Wow, your hair has grown really long!

Me: I know, right? I'm actually thinking of growing it out.

Dad: Ha ha, well, let's not be hasty...

Cousin: So, the dress code for the wedding will be formal wear, a tuxedo and tie with dress shoes.

Me: Alright, that's manageable.

Dad: Should he get his hair cut?

Me: Dad, no...

College Counselor: Nice to meet you. You thinking about attending this coming academic year?

Dad: Yep! Oh, and forgive my son's hair; he's going to get it cut next week.

Me: Wait, what?

Me: *sleeping in my bed at night*

Dad: *peering over me* Cut your hair cut your hair cut your hair cut your hair cut your hair cut your hair cut your hair

Me: WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!