I'm Such A Dumbass I Had To Edit It Cuz I Said Whole Instead Of Hole - Tumblr Posts

I literally feel so evil when someone says they have pretentious writing and it turns out it's pretentious in a disaffected YA novel way instead of the weird esoteric way I want. Pretentious stories should make me feel like there's a whole secret level to the narrative that I'm just not understanding.