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Adding some more funnies to my Fire Frequency crossover au

Henry: I think we’re pretty similar guys, you and I.

Forrest: how so?

Henry: from pretty cool cities…

Forrest: yup. Shoutout to the Bears and the Bulls.

Henry: had something happen we don’t really wanna think about…

Forrest: the implosion of my career, yes.

Henry: took a job we didn’t really want…

Forrest: still processing that one.

Henry: solved a mystery and brought closure to a dead boy with the help of a female companion…

Forrest: rest in peace Brian and George.

Henry: flirted with her a little bit…

Forrest: Wait hold on- what was that last one?

Henry: what, you didn’t try and distract yourself from the situation by getting a few good passes in?

Forrest: uh, Peggy is young enough to be my daughter, so, no, no I didn’t. Did you- did you flirt with Delilah? Aren’t you married?!

Henry: oh. Uh. Well. In that case…