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Jason: *walks into the room while whistling and spinning his keys around his fingers*
Tim: oh my god, who'd you kill?
Jason: why would you assume I killed someone?
Steph: you're happy. like genuinely. someone has to have died.
Jason:
Jason: yeah that's fair. the Jokers dead. however, I did not kill him. so, suck it, Tim.
Tim: you expect us to believe it wasn't you?
Jason: uh, yeah.
Steph:
Tim:
Jason:
Jason: look, even if you didn't believe me, you won't be able to find any proof that I did it. so once again, suck it Tim.
Jason: *walks out of room whistling and spinning his keys*
Tim: he totally did it.
Steph: oh yeah.
More of trans allegory Jason and the goons VS the batfam:
Transmasc older goon, trying to connect: Hey out of curiosity boss, when did your egg crack?
Jason, thinking this is a bird pun about how he became Robin: Uh, 12 I guess...
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Penguin henchman: Wow, you really are okay calling yourselves goons? Isn't that like a little demeaning?
Red Hood Goon: Inclusivity my guy -Henchperson is a mouthful, and that way, we don't have to assume.
Penguin Henchman: Oh my god that's so thoughtful!
*they resume shooting at eachother.*
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Batman You're not okay Hood, you need a professional. Please, we can help you!
Jason: There's nothing wrong with me, I won't let you throw me into Arkham!
Goon of the week: Yeah Batfreak, the boss doesn't need help, there's nothing wrong with him! How would you like it if we tried to convert you out of being a furry, huh?!!
Batman: reconsiders life choices.
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Angry goon: *beats the shit out of Nightwing with a trans pride flag*
Dick, a bisexual cis metrosexual: I'm not sure what is happening but this feels offensive.
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Batman: Please, I know there's a lot of bad blood, but you're still my child...
Jason: Really? Because I clearly remember you saying you weren't my father and didn't have to deal with my "teenage angst"!
The Goons: You said what?!
Oracle : You said what?!
Dick, standing up and picking up the pride flag: You said what.
"You need to put effort and energy into fixing them even if it feels like you're the only one trying and since you missed your formative wound care years and learnt to substitute professional help with violence ultimately shove your gotham sludge-dipped fingers deep in the wound, making everything worse for everybody involved and ultimately create a new brand of septicemia, invent a form of contamination via psychological damage that infects all the people you love because nobody in the family got vaccinated from the daddy issues bacteria, go into septic shock and die. Any questions?"
Jason: you know, Duke, you have to treat your wounds like you treat your daddy issues
Bruce*spawning out of nowhere with the 2nd stage of batglare*: …go on.
Jason: no. I sense that I’ve made a mistake