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What is it? It’s a duck
More bs incorrect quotes, more here, not related, just pure ridiculousness I like to pull out my ass every so often:
If It walks like a duck
If it Talks like a duck
Also my inspo for one of the scenes below:
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You snorted watching the puppy mount its toy, his eyes locked on his target as he started wiggling his hips, clearly determined to hump it itll it could squeak no more.
“Butters!” You couldn’t help but whip your phone out, tears streaking down your face while Bucky rolled his eyes at the romping pooch. “Oh my gosh, Isn’t Butters so cute Bucky?”
“No” Bucky crossed his arms across his chest, he wasn’t jealous of the 2 lb furball smaller than his hand that had all your attention as of late. Not at all.
“C’mon, how can you not laugh”
“Oh but when I do it, its stop Bucky, go to sleep Bucky, use your right hand Bucky, porn is free Bucky”
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You: I know you took it
Bucky: I didn’t do anything *innocently pouts*
You: I saw you eyeing it Barnes, where’d you put it
Bucky: I would never look at, so much as eat something as childish as dunkaroos y/n. In fact, I’m so insulted, I’m going to my room.
*Leaves to go to his room, snickering to himself while he goes and pulls out the box, ripping open the packet, dunking his finger in the frosting*
Bucky: No one ever has to know
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Steve: How was your walk in the park
Bucky: Fine
Sam: How’s the weather out, was thinking about going for a run
Bucky: Fine *his eyes suspiciously glancing around the room*
Steve:…Did something happen Buck?
Bucky: Nope.
*Meow*
Sam: Did you just meow?
Bucky:…yep. Can’t a grown man meow Sam. I spent years under ice, just got my life back, finally sort of free and you’re telling me I can’t meow? Meow, I’ll meow all I want. What does the doggy say? bow wow, what does the kitty say? Meow meow
*meow*
*Bucky panics*
Bucky: What does the moo cow say? AAHHHHH!
Sam: Okay *throws his hands up, scrunching his face when he notices movement in Bucky’s leather jacket” Motherfucker what are you hiding
Steve: Okay, spill Buck
*Bucky reaches into his coat, pulling out a tiny white stray kitten*
Bucky: Her name is Alpine
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You: That bitch has Dunkaroo frosting on his lips, I can see it
*You narrow your eyes at Bucky as he walks in, cookie crumbs and a the tiniest smearing of frosting on his pouty bottom lip*
Sam: How you gonna prove it
You: Watch
*You walk over, grab his face, squishing his cheeks together*
You: Right. There! See?! I can see it right there! It’s my dunkaroos all over your face!
Bucky: Is not
You: Is too
Bucky: is not
You: Is too
Bucky: Go a head and taste it then, prove it
You: Fine!
*You grab his face, smash your lips onto his, letting your tongue slip past his parted lips. He growls against your lips, picking you up by the backs of your thigs and placing you onto the counter, the both of you saying fuck all to oxygen*
You: I can taste-the icing-on your tongue *You’re out of breath, his hands coming up to grab your waist*
Bucky: You sure about that?
You: No, let me check again *Grabs his shirt, your hair tangling into his locks, kissing him again*
Sam: Good grief, we get it, he stole them!
You: I-I knew you took them *you pant, your forehead resting against his while he huffs out a laugh*
Bucky: Should’ve stolen this instead *Grabs you for another kiss*
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What is it? It’s a duck
More bs incorrect quotes, more here, not related, just pure ridiculousness I like to pull out my ass every so often:
If It walks like a duck
If it Talks like a duck
Also my inspo for one of the scenes below:
_______________________________________________
You snorted watching the puppy mount its toy, his eyes locked on his target as he started wiggling his hips, clearly determined to hump it itll it could squeak no more.
“Butters!” You couldn’t help but whip your phone out, tears streaking down your face while Bucky rolled his eyes at the romping pooch. “Oh my gosh, Isn’t Butters so cute Bucky?”
“No” Bucky crossed his arms across his chest, he wasn’t jealous of the 2 lb furball smaller than his hand that had all your attention as of late. Not at all.
“C’mon, how can you not laugh”
“Oh but when I do it, its stop Bucky, go to sleep Bucky, use your right hand Bucky, porn is free Bucky”
_________________________________________________
You: I know you took it
Bucky: I didn’t do anything *innocently pouts*
You: I saw you eyeing it Barnes, where’d you put it
Bucky: I would never look at, so much as eat something as childish as dunkaroos y/n. In fact, I’m so insulted, I’m going to my room.
*Leaves to go to his room, snickering to himself while he goes and pulls out the box, ripping open the packet, dunking his finger in the frosting*
Bucky: No one ever has to know
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Steve: How was your walk in the park
Bucky: Fine
Sam: How’s the weather out, was thinking about going for a run
Bucky: Fine *his eyes suspiciously glancing around the room*
Steve:…Did something happen Buck?
Bucky: Nope.
*Meow*
Sam: Did you just meow?
Bucky:…yep. Can’t a grown man meow Sam. I spent years under ice, just got my life back, finally sort of free and you’re telling me I can’t meow? Meow, I’ll meow all I want. What does the doggy say? bow wow, what does the kitty say? Meow meow
*meow*
*Bucky panics*
Bucky: What does the moo cow say? AAHHHHH!
Sam: Okay *throws his hands up, scrunching his face when he notices movement in Bucky’s leather jacket” Motherfucker what are you hiding
Steve: Okay, spill Buck
*Bucky reaches into his coat, pulling out a tiny white stray kitten*
Bucky: Her name is Alpine
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You: That bitch has Dunkaroo frosting on his lips, I can see it
*You narrow your eyes at Bucky as he walks in, cookie crumbs and a the tiniest smearing of frosting on his pouty bottom lip*
Sam: How you gonna prove it
You: Watch
*You walk over, grab his face, squishing his cheeks together*
You: Right. There! See?! I can see it right there! It’s my dunkaroos all over your face!
Bucky: Is not
You: Is too
Bucky: is not
You: Is too
Bucky: Go a head and taste it then, prove it
You: Fine!
*You grab his face, smash your lips onto his, letting your tongue slip past his parted lips. He growls against your lips, picking you up by the backs of your thigs and placing you onto the counter, the both of you saying fuck all to oxygen*
You: I can taste-the icing-on your tongue *You’re out of breath, his hands coming up to grab your waist*
Bucky: You sure about that?
You: No, let me check again *Grabs his shirt, your hair tangling into his locks, kissing him again*
Sam: Good grief, we get it, he stole them!
You: I-I knew you took them *you pant, your forehead resting against his while he huffs out a laugh*
Bucky: Should’ve stolen this instead *Grabs you for another kiss*
Tags: @glxwingrxse @hungryyeyess @sebsgirl71479 @beabutterfly987 @teambarnes72 @witchywhore @jamesbuckybarneswify @slutforsexyseabass @chrisdrysdale @littlemarvelmenfan @buggy14 @whimsyplaty92 @sergntbarnes @inkedaztec @pono-pura-vida @moonlightreader649 @brooklynscherry-z @elle14-blog1 @justsebstan @littlelightnings @psychomanniac-blog @happyt0exist @emmabarnes @bethyruth @matchat3a @cjand10 @getwellsoontana @cherryschaos @lokisasgardianvampirequeen @ashenc-blog @buckybarnessimpp @potatothots @goldylions @high-functioning-lokipath @morganemorganite-blog @kingfleury @peaches1958 @spiderman-stilinski @peaceinourtime82 @gublur @wintersmelodie @geeky-politics-46 @lolawassad @almosttoopizza @a-poor-gryffindork @alternativeprincess @buckycallsmeaslut @kamaria-sweet-writes @charmedbysarge @xnorthstar3x @kryoee7 @alina02 @gh0stgurl @polishprincess999 @jessybarnes @alltheficsiwant @chemtrails-club @eralen @perdidosbucky-yyo