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Thinkin about the time our math teacher was lecturing us about cheating n at some point he proudly admitted to a room full of teenagers who hated him that he completely cheated on his degree and we told the principal n got him fired.
NO little german boy don’t read homestuck
oh mien gott a young man stands alone in his bedroom it just so happens that today is the 13th of april
hate how people are saying that life is like a scooby doo mystery. like no in those we didn’t know what white guy was committing tax fraud we know who’s doing it now
“the only person that finds you funny is yourself” good.
i am both the king and jester laughing at what to you is nonsense while you are simply the prisoner residing under my throne, forced to listen to insanity for the rest of your life while we laugh at your misfortune.
I love just lying to people like what the fuck are you gonna do? Tell my mom? You don’t even know her real name
start saying “girls will be girls” when they kick some dude in the balls
the amount of joy i get from essentially hitting someone due to the boop button is indescribable
i will also be accepting as many boops as i can take