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Neurotypical people: [having a normal conversation about normal things]

Me: [kicks door off its hinges and stands in the doorway]

Me: ACCORDING TO THE LOGIC OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, A MALE BALLERINA SHOULD BE CALLED A BALLERINO

Me: Was I interrupting something? So sorry, so sorry, let me just-

Me: [picks door up and reafixes it to the door frame, quietly shuts it and jumps off the balcony, running off into the sunset, never to be seen again]