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I have been called the mc many times by many people, and these are the reasons why:

1. In sixth grade I stayed up for three nights straight just for the fun of it and started seeing things.

2. In a summer trip when I was twelve I said: “I wonder what would happen if I accidentally dropped my suitcase down this very tall escalator!” (guess what happened next)

3. I once shotgunned five monsters in the span of two hours at school.

4. For some reason, I will constantly find myself missing my shoes.

5. I once tried to penguin slide down cobblestones when I was thirteen while it was raining and ended up breaking my elbow.

6. I fell off a hammock three times in a row.

7. I once did the whole laundry-basket-down-the-stairs thing. It did not end well.

8. Once, at a school trip, while staying at a very fancy hotel in eighth grade, I disappeared for four hours because I found my way onto a nearby golf course, got lost, ran from security, and made it back into the room I was staying by taking a back route. (aka, I shouldn’t have been in there but I know how to lock pick)

9. In high school at my school you weren’t allowed to have phones out. I was watching a show during lunch, eating fast food when a teacher walked up to me. I panicked at slid my hand across the table, throwing my food, drink and phone to the ground.

10. I stole a knife from a teacher’s classroom during lunch, used it to open my glass bottle of soda, and returned it without him noticing.

11. I once caught a bird that was flying around in my high school’s lunch room.

12. During a beach trip with my high school when I was fourteen, I dived into the freezing water fully clothed because I didn’t bring a swimsuit, came out an hour later after nearly drowning, then spent the rest of the day trying to catch a pigeon. (I nearly succeeded)

13. While on a field trip in middle school, I filled my entire hoodie up with rocks.

14. At camp I ate a mushroom. I don’t remember anything else other then that.

15. I once picked up a very large stick, large enough to be a small tree, and carried it with me around the school for the rest of the day.