It Also Explains Why Doof's Family Was So Terrible And Distant To Him And Not Roger - Tumblr Posts
10 months ago
Reading this and it just hit me...
DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ'S MOTHER WAS NOT PRESENT FOR HIS BIRTH!
HE LOOKS A LOT MORE TRIANGULAR THAN ANYBODY ELSE IN HIS FAMILY!
WE ALL WONDERED HOW IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR MAMA DOOFENSHMIRTZ TO BE SO NEGLECTFUL THAT SHE MISSED BIRTHING HER OWN CHILD BUT THAT'S HOW!
HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ IS NOT FULLY HUMAN! FOR ALL WE KNOW BILL WAS THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY GAVE BIRTH TO HIM! OR DOOF JUST FUCKING APPEARED ONE DAY AT THE HOSPITAL AND EVERYBODY INEXPLICABLY KNEW WHERE TO TAKE HIM!
also don't mind my allcaps just losing my mind at a dumb fantheory lol
so the book of bill is pretty good
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it also explains why doof's family was so terrible and distant to him and not roger
they didn't think of doof as an actual human being
they just saw this boy-shaped thing
that a demonic triangle dumped on them
perhaps as penance for mama's infidelity
with the aforementioned polygon
and feared it
but didn't want it to know their fear
didn't want to tell it why they were scared
they even tried to feed it to ocelots
but the ocelots legally adopted it
it's nothing short of a miracle that doof didn't escalate beyond his inators
and was able to form healthy relationships with people