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“I’ve officially been bottled. For the low price of $1,999.99, you too can smell like cursing, stale cigar smoke, a lifetime of bad decisions, dive bars, fist fights, fast women, road rage, brackish water, compressor oil, dad bod, sarcasm, BBQ, a hair trigger temper, insomnia and coffee. All tied together with small hints of narcissism, frowned upon sexual kinks and gun powder. If you purchase two or more bottles, you’ll also receive a free, one way ticket to dine in hell for all of eternity. Get it while supplies last.”

- Master Knox