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Fanfic i wrote 2 years ago

Grian, the amazing waffle lord was highly respected and revered throughout the ancient kingdom of Hermitcraft Season 6.  One day, in a later rendition of the sacred kingdom, for there had been many, a new member joined. Though unbeknownst to the other members of the sacred land, she was traitorous. Christened as Pearlescent Moon, often called Pearl, she sought to bring down the mighty waffle lord.

One day, the mischievous daughter of the goddess of untruths and the ruler of the universe did sacrilege. She dared to pour water on the lord of waffles head, for his hair was made of the thing he ruled over. She called at him, teasing him about being soggy waffles. Then, she did the unforgivable. She sold him at a market, for none recognized him as the mighty lord.

Pearlescent Moon, who was at the market that day, realized her one in a million opportunity to make a fool of this powerful god. She bargained a lot, in fact, a bundle of diamonds and two blocks of solid metal, forged in the underworld. Many of Pearlescent Moon’s riches went into this deal, for she did not want to take any risks in her plan.

When the lord of waffles awoke, for he had been sleeping, he was baffled. He had never been mistreated before. He was locked in a cell, deep in a dungeon. And the waffle lord Grian was soon forgotten by all the civilization.