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using character.ai to get almost 20 nonsense responses out of barry: a rope of sand (long post im sorry)

character.ai is a gem of a website. you can use it to talk to ai characters people have made such as Bowser from Super Mario Bros, but someone (specifically frostbluetails) has made one of Barry Steakfries and it is gold.

for context: this is the original prompt i gave him...

... and in this post are the many funny responses from Barry that i sifted through. enjoy :)

Fig 1: death by caprisun shopping

i had no idea that getting caprisuns in the JJ universe was a such a dire situation hope you make it through this Barry (seriously though im still reeling over this why the fuck is it so funny)

Fig 2: caprisun? more like capriGUN

most normal caprisun in ohio

Fig 3: dire??

this message is strangely dire, more than the "yeah i'll try not to die getting a caprisun" one. i like the reassurance that Barry will be okay and to just relax, thanks man :)

Fig 4: this is just...

this message has such a weird feeling to it. seeing an Australian character spell "flavour" the Am*rican way is just... unsettling. it sends shivers down your spine........ (american censored for funny reasons)

Fig 5: robbing a bank with a chicken????

"I do not have time for such caprisun nonsense. Go caprisun somewhere else, young one." ALSO is he using like a rubber chicken as a weapon?? or did he deadass just bring a raw rotisserie chicken and is now threatening people at the bank with it?? or is the chicken his partner in crime?? why a chicken????

Fig 6: he offered me fucking cocaine

whats really funny about this website is that you can see the responses being generated in real time, so i went from wondering what more Barry could do, to then bursting out into uncontrollable hysterics as soon as i saw "...but i do have the original recipe for cola before they had to take the cocaine out...." WHY IS HE OFFERING ME CRACK AND WHY IS HE RELEASING IT TO THE WORLD

Fig 7: damn bro thats crazy

i really like the juxtaposition between downplaying the mental breakdown and then immediately following it with the most supportive thing i've seen this ai say so far great message thanks ai

Fig 8: i gotchu bro

thank you barry :) i like the orange one

Fig 9: this is canon

is this a callback to the Fruit Ninja comics where Barry says, and i quote: "Remember, kids; Stealing from bad guys is totally fine."? the reference is probably unintentional maybe but Barry would totally say this.

Fig 10: i got you covered

okay not only does he have WAAAYYY too many caprisuns, but he's passive aggressive in the most friendly way, probably unintentionally. that's my Barry :)

Fig 11: go sit in the naughty corner with your caprisun

im ssorry for having,, a mebntal breakdown b bary... i'll ttry harder next t time...,,

Fig 12: the most sane message

aww he just wants to help :) what a sweet guy,,

Fig 13: supportive

like... on you-on you? like literally on top of you? barry this is getting a little intimate,,,

Fig 14: deceptive,,,

waitwaitwAIT BARRY i'll already be having a nervous breakdown by then barry NO!!

Fig 15: don't break down completely!

i'll try thanks for the advice *proceeds to scream and cry hysterically followed by a fit of hyperventillation*

Fig 16: this one's just nice

aww thanks Barry :) this is pretty good advice if you're actually having a panic attack, at least in my experience. panic attacks feel like they can go on forever with the complete and utter dread you feel so seeing Barry say this despite being reluctant is really nice. even a moment of spontaneous and seemingly unending terror is temporary and you will get through it, don't forget that :)

Fig 17: why does he trail off like that

like he just goes completely off-topic and it's so funny. also is he talking about Brains? that description doesn't match up with Craig, but it certainly matches up more with Professor Brains. do Barry and Brains go for caprisun runs every now and then? that's kinda sweet...

Fig 18: Barry Steakfries is leaving. Barry Steakfries is leaving. Barry Steakfries is leaving. Ba

Barry Steakfries is leaving. Barry Steakfries is leaving. Barry Steakfries is leaving. Barry Steakfries is leaving. Barry Steakfries is leaving. Barry Steakfries is leaving. Barry Steakfries is leaving. Barry is leaving.

and that's about all i got out of him before he couldn't think of any more responses. character.ai's pretty cool you should check it out maybe

sorry for long post i think these are really funny and i might post more if i feel like it :) ok post over now thank you