It's All A Conspiracy... - Tumblr Posts
7 months ago
They're keeping all the rice to fight off vampires.
i hate what diet culture has done to ethnic food my ancestors (my GRANDPARENTS) ate rice and injera and bread and coffee all the time and they turned out fine. i hate white people
Tags :
vampires
count von count
sesame street
also
sesame seeds
those along with rice
ok but this is an actual thing not something sesame street invented
in the past it was believed that if you threw a bag of
rice
salt
seeds
etc then the vampire's severe OCD would force him to count it giving you time to escape
and not only vampires
half of all mythical creatures also can't resist counting
fairies
Leprechauns
werewolfs
you name it
it's all a conspiracy...