Its Just The Process Of Becoming Immortal And Extrauniversal Makes You A Tad Bit Strange - Tumblr Posts

It’s all the sex with the Outer Gods I think

So, I was going through my armory, making sure that all my mimic countermeasures were still functional (I do not want to see what happens when a mimic absorbs, say, Bloodfang. Not again, at least), and what do I find? Why, it’s the Belmont Morningstar! Specifically from a universe wherein Vlad Dracula Tepes had succeeded in his final plan and had killed all the humans and starved all the vampires, leaving just his night creatures, who then ate all of the large land fauna and died out themselves, leaving a mass extinction with almost the exact same results as the one with the dinosaurs! Fascinating world, that, the next people to evolve on it were honest-to-goodness Fair Folk