Its Late And Im Having Weird Thoughts About Fictional Characterss Dicks - Tumblr Posts

Alright so… I was thinking about the gears x iceberg ship and all that and something came to my mind.

Somewhere in the wiki there is a canon where they do the naughty every valentines, but..

Isn’t iceberg -7C ? What would happen if you put your dick in this ? Wouldn’t his dick fall out ? Like ?? Or is just me ?? I might be overthinking but watch your cock Dr Gears I am afraid you probably left it in there without noticing, this is very dangerous.

I say that considering the fact that this fandom seems to act like iceberg is peak babygirlbottomtwinky (as if he’s not a grown ass dude like every other) so by that logic gears is on top

But if twinky ice cube is in fact -7C wouldn’t it be less dangerous for him not to be the bottom ? Hear me out ; there is a HUGE difference between putting your cock into -7C and putting -7C inside your ass ; I dont think your ass would get as much damage.

This is why, by all logics, gears should be the bottom. Sex at frigid temperature, yes, but at what cost ?

Gears feels really asexual to me anyways so the best option should just be for them not to have sex. Why is it even a thing

It’s almost 2am I should sleep now.