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eren is the embodiment of “sassy man apocalypse”
oh absolutely!
@venusflytrapstar mentioned something about how eren listens to ice spice and i 100%%%%% believe that shit
sassy eren would definitely not know how to act, especially when his hair reaches the touch of his shoulders. he got a lil man bun and now he think he top shit.
“bae. it look like a i got bundles in or nah? be honest.”
you, confused as you braid your own hair would be baffled by his sudden and random question. “nigga what?!”
“connie says i look like i’n wearing your bundles and i need a haircut!”
you’d give him a blank look and cross your arms.
“connie not the one pulling on that shit between his legs now is he?”
“you onto sum.” eren stares into thin air before disappearing.
he’d come back one more time and harass you again tho
“you think you can do my edges real quick?”
“eren, stay away from my edge control!”
truly think that boy would actually wear acrylics if it didn’t get in the way of his rolling LOL
he’d also send you silly shit like him posing in a dressing room with a question on a potentional outfit to buy.
“i look good in this? yes or no ma?”
“first of all, why are you posing like that?”
“i thought it was cute.”
eren’s anthem is LITERALLY not even “feelin you” by ice spice ITS BIKINI BOTTOM
like that boy sing “how could i lose if im already chose??? likeee” like he’s a bad bitch or sum
definitely vibes out to the #1 bad bitch anthem “tomorrow 2” with you
y’all know the epic scream in the middle of the song on tik tok ? yeah that’s actually eren (real) 😭
as you’d twerk he’d pretend to throw bands on you like the supportive boyfriend he is i know das rightttt
eren would so text you “bffr” if you were to say something that even came close to absurd
calls you “girl” unironically whenever he has tea to tell you (and really its just his friends business) AND HE DOESNT EVEN REALIZE IT SOMETIMES
“girl lemme tell you what the fuck armin just told me!”
“eren why the fuck you calling me girl like we sister wives?
“you won’t be saying that when i tell you who armin fucked last night.”
“oh my gosh wait, tell me!”
whenever you’d get mad at him, you’d shut him up with “ok” and he’d MIRROR you and cross his arms with an “ok”
and when you’d stare at him he’d be like “what is it?”
“you telling me ‘okay’ instead of crying snot bubbles, getting on your knees and begging me for forgiveness??? ion like dat…you a lil too sassy for me, mr. jaeger.”