Jan Mass Is Always Right - Tumblr Posts

Roy, yelling more profusely and sadistically than normal

Isaac: what crawled up his arse and died there?

Dani: maybe he is cranky because he hasnt been sleeping

Colin: no, no he has a very strict sleep schedule. I once texted him at 8pm and he didn't answer for two days

Jan: he needs to have sex

Everyone: what the hell jan maas

Jan: it is statistically proven that lack of intimacy results in irritable mood and coach kent has not been intimate with anyone since keeley

(Colin: how do you know that)

Jamie: i'll do it

Everyone: what the hell jamie

Jamie: no, i'll take one for the team yeah? I'll have sex with coach

Sam: literally no one is asking you to do this

Jamie: I'll be the sacred fish or lamb. For all of our sakes

Everyone: the what