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Hey kids!

Who wants to talk about Jeff Azoff having so much money tied up in CAA and production companies that he also likely invested in Booksmart, since Lizzo and Anderson, his other clients, worked on that movie?

Who wants to talk about all the open relationship rumours tailing Olivia wilde and Jason sausage for the last ten years?

Who wants to talk about Jeff fucking Helene Pambraun, and dumping her and moving onto Olivia wilde?

Hmu if you want more x

Are you guys ready to talk about

•coming outs being postponed due to covid

•bg ending and Elounor breakup being put on hold

•Sony cutting Syco loose in a panic

•Louis being set free and Harry immediately pulled under with stunts

•Jeff giving Harry to CAA as a favour to his old industry pals

•the cheating stunt already being planned but having Shia in on it initially

•that jingle ball performance where Harry looked like he was eating glass

•Louis immediately making moves to record once he’s free

•Liam seeding how Harry has a support system outside of HSHQ for over a year and talking about his own experiences

•Rebecca, Cher, Katie, and so many other X factor contestants speaking up against Syco

•Harry being signed to DWD and immediately prancing around London in louis’ umbro shirt to Larry while he could

•hardcore bluegreening and Larry bandanas for months

•Harry not posting about his Grammy and also looking v unimpressed on the whole (last Jeff appearance tho love to see it)

•Louis allegedly being seen in Italy

•Briana fucking clowning on main

•Eleanor being set up as an influencer 2.0 seeding the next break up

•Louis being papped in London

Louis and Rebecca both have documentaries coming out. I have a theory about the X factor contestants and other Sony players coming together to place the blame squarely on Syco. I’d also wager Harry has been kept on a tighter leash to try and silence the X factor contestants and try to keep them quiet.

I have more but it’s 7am and I gotta start work.