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i’ve been rlly enjoying mythic quest so far

Mythic Quest Crew Playing Monopoly

Brad: keeps talking about how he’s going to destroy everyone but ends up only landing on chance, community chest, and income tax. Refuses to give people change so they have to exchange with the bank to get the right amount of ones

David: makes deals that put him at a disadvantage just to keep the peace. Still lasts longer than Brad.

Poppy: absolutely refuses to trade with Ian even if it’s a perfectly fair trade. Always forgets to buy houses when she gets more money

Ian: pretends he doesn’t care but ends up throwing the dice across the room when he loses. Makes people wait at least five rounds before he says he’ll accept their trade. Refuses to trade with Poppy

Rachel: keeps trying to tell everyone about the anti-capitalist origin of the game

Dana: tries to lose so she can leave. Ends up getting second place after being forced to play for hours

CW: keeps forgetting which piece is his. Insists on coming up with a story to explain why he’s in jail

Jo: the winner

Sue: is the banker because there are only 8 player pieces

Carol: pretends she doesn’t know it’s happening because then it’s not her problem

ummmm ummm mythic quest fallout anyone? anyone?

idk if there’s an audience for this beyond myself but there’s more to come regardless

david and jo give me vaulty vibes in the exact opposite ways