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You: ay babe? wanna try some of my noodles?

Yuji: ooo, heck yeah:)

*proceeds to feed Yuji some noodles*

Yuji: mmmm they’re really good. Especially the broth-

Sukuna’s mouth: hey! I wanna try some!

*you look at Yuji and then at sukuna*

Yuji: *smacks the mouth* hahaha, don’t listen to him, honey

Sukuna’s mouth: stupid brat! Don’t be selfish and let your girlfriend feed me too!

Yuji: shut up, dude

You: hahahaha, it’s fine. I don’t mind…

Yuji: you don’t have-

Sukuna’s mouth: shut it kid, she said, she don’t mind ;)

Yuji: pft, whatever

*brings the bowl near Yuji’s cheek and feeds Sukuna some noodles*

Sukuna: what the fuck?! For once in my life time I actually agree with you, stupid brat! It’s the broth that gives it that special kick!

You: glad you like it, sukuna

Sukuna: anytime sweet stuff

You: hahahaha *blushes*

Yuji: okay, quit flirting with my girl

Sukuna: Hahahaha, once I take full control of this body! I will totally bang the crap out of-

*shoves more noodles into his mouth*

You: okay…

You: come on, pls (＞人＜;

Sukuna: No!

You: ughhhh!!! Please!!! I’ll suck the living outta ya, daddy!! _:(´ཀ`」 ∠)

Sukuna: Bitch! You’ll suck the living outta everything!You depressing ass hoe!

You: *head in the clouds*

Toji: *enters bedroom and takes a glance at you* Hmm, whaddaya thinking about, pretty girl?

You: *pops back to reality* Huh?

Toji: *lets out a low chuckle* Whaddaya been thinking about? Are you okay? *gets close to your face; feeling his minty breath on you*

You: Oh, it’s nothing; just girl stuff *smiles shyly*

Toji: Mhmm…then why are you blushing, ah? *caress your left cheek*

You: You really wanna know? *looks deeply into his eyes*

Toji: More than anything, pretty girl *pecks your lips softly*

You: *pulls away* I- I want your head deep between my thighs, Toji. *bites lip*

Toji: *blinks a couple times and smiles* Hahaha, you don’t gotta tell me twice. Take them panties off and open your legs for daddy, baby…