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Lil Mama
Gojo x Black!fem!reader hc:
When you sing along to Lipgloss by Lil Mama, this man is 1000% with you and beating on the wall with pencil and hitting the adlibs
Might be time i write up some bruce Wayne HCs. #1 on the list that he 1000% has a hair pulling kink and is 1000% against pain related kinks (spanking doesn’t count, choking does).
QUICK SUKUNA HC BECAUSE THATS STILL MY #1 AND IM ROCKING WITH HIM 4L LOVE YOU STINK:
Sukuna doesn’t know how to hug. He knows what it is and understand why humans do it ( they’re weak as hell) but he’s never properly hugged.
You get to teach him. If you want affection you have to initiate it and wait until he’s not in a killing mood.
Its like training a cat. The best outcome is Sukuna loosely wrapping his arms around you and grumbling about it while you snuggle into his chest
Worst scenario is him dodging or kicking you away while berating humans for being so weak/needy
Corsets
This is probably geographically and historically inaccurate but in my mind Sukuna 100% knows what a corset is and has ripped hundreds of them off women before.
Like, imagine him ripping that lil $5 corset you got off she-in with one hand.
He got three other hands, guess where they going??
*bites fist to repress moan*
Yall I gotta go touch some grass or sum real quick (no I’m not. Im going to write some smut)
Nail Salon:
Gojo x Black!fem!reader HC #2
he goes to the nail salon with you. Right there next you in those big ass chairs, getting his feet done with a drink in hand.
He loves matching his nails to yours, will talk to you before y’all arrive at the salon and discuss what design to get.
1000% lives for the gossip and mess shared at the nail salon. After y’all leave he’s on the phone with Nanami sharing the tea.
Thats was when you knew you could never bring him to the hair salon.
Cowboy Gojo HCs
It started off as a random thought but woo, baby! Look at us now. Yes, I am procrastinating. Yes, exams are kicking my ass and I need validation from the internet. And what about it?
You might think his horse is a fancy thoroughbred/ Arabian horse. best of the best. No
He found a stallion and bonded with that hoe like in the movie Spirit
Can this nigga ride bareback? Yes. But he hates it.
On the trail with Nanami taking their cows to the stockyard for slaughter/trade. Nanami wants to be a lone cowboy so bad but Gojo is sticking by his man
Gojo 100% has a favorite dairy cow he talks to all the time
OK BUT BANDIT SUKUNA *deep breath* no, lemme stop this is about Gojo
But-
He knows so many songs to sing on the trail
He's giving me alligator skin boots vibe
He would look so dumb horseback riding with a blindfold so instead, he has his hat angled to hide his eyes.
Hates moonshine. Hates it. Finds it repulsive
100% fighting in bars and turning around to dance with somebody's girl
His family wants him to race in the derby, nope. He's racing with his lil barely tamed stallion in dirt alleys with strangers he just met.
Gojo with a sawed-off shotgun? Yes. 1000% some shit he would do.
back to bandit Sukuna tho-
Random Aizawa HCs
Bc why not?
I firmly believe he gives the best head massages. He can do the rest of the body too but when he massages your noggin he’s hitting your temples, sinuses, pressure points, everything. He’s getting in that scalp and hitting the crown too
Assuming japanese isn’t your first language, whenever you try to sing along to j-music, he laughs bc you stumble over the words and attempt to sing phonetically
That being said, when it’s karaoke night and you get on stage, you know every word of Stay with Me by Miki Matsubura
He records above performance as blackmail
He has a hello fresh subscription. Sometimes the jelly packs arent hitting and he needs something different
He eats the m&ms/skittles/gummy flavors you don’t like
He also finishes your food if its something he knows you wont like reheated. Ex: fries
One rule about being his S.O. : no strong scents in laundry, soaps and lotions. Candles are sometimes okay, as long as they aren’t constantly burning.
Baby gets migraines and refuses to come out of sleeping bag when he does
Loves couples bath. Just sitting in hot soapy water with a naked s.o. Heaven!
Thats was fun.
I have alot of Sukuna Headcanons but it’s mostly self insert and specific to my habits. Might post it one day.
All i can say is, Sukuna would be so tired of my bullshit everyday
Aizawa the type of nigga that doesn’t believe in the expiration date. Its bad when he’s says its bad, until then he’s drinking that milk that cost him $3.89/gal