Just Wanna Encase Them In A Glass Jar And Shake It Around Like They're Marbles Or Something - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
i wanna put all four wonkas in the same room and see who could out wonk the other the hardest
(bonus if it ends with all the wonkas bludgeoning eachother's skulls using their canes)
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just wanna encase them in a glass jar and shake it around like they're marbles or something
CATCF
the sole wonka who remains the victor will get a lifetime supply of broccoli because i know how much they hate that shit
would probably rage quit and drown me in the chocolate river because
they wasted their entire time going through bloodbath just to receive a single piece of broccoli every year
Willy Wonka