Just Wwx's Thoughts - Tumblr Posts
My headcannons on the Yiling Laozu's Evil Notes on Demonic Cultivation™️:
Full of shorthand that makes no sense. Zero. Nobody but WWX knows what agsbsu is short for and at this point they're too afraid to ask
Xue Yang, showing a page to JGY: maybe im just an uncultured dumbass or smth but whatever the fuck does it mean to "put your entire cultivationussy in the talisman"?
"As shown in fig. 1-" (fig. 1 is a bunch of stickmen that look like theyre doing something but nobody knows what)
Mo Xuanyu and Xue Yang pour over two pages for three weeks because they don't know what the fuck a "spirit with the most disgusting, blood-curling rancid vibes" is and so they can't summon it
"If you want to revive the consciousness of a fierce corpse follow these steps: 1. Don't"
There is a page in which "ALL JINS ARE BASTARDS" is written in capital letters and underlined three times
Long winded description of a process followed by "...at least i think thats how i did it tbh i was busy trying not to die, need to revise this"
Detailed step by step demonic cultivation thing interrupted by a grocery list
"Blood pool gets very cold, needs to warm up or it clogs and the texture is horrible, do not recommend."
"Resentful energy will sing annoying songs in your head when you try to sleep. Avoid sleeping."
Then there's more haphazard stuff that makes no sense at all anymore, like it was written in a frenzy
The last few pages become some sort of blood and tear stained journal
"I'm sorry, Shijie. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please forgive me."
"I hope Jin Ling can forgive me for taking his parents away."
"I wish Lan Zhan didn't hate me so much."
"This is pointless."
"They're coming to kill us all tomorrow."