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genre: sfw, slice of life.

characters: kagami taiga, midorima shintaro, aomine daiki, fem!reader.

a/n: nothing, this was just so so funny to write i was laughing so hard at imagining the actual scenes, the user that send this ask is going to heaven for making us laugh so much. also, i want to remind you guys that the ask box is still open, so if you have any headcanon (wether smut or not) feel free to send it and i’ll work on it!

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you just saw this new trend on sns where peoples calls their boyfriends and girlfriends with other names, the reactions were so funny and entertaining that it made you want to try it with your boyfriend.

kagami taiga:

you and kagami were spending time at maji burger after school, he was talking about what happened during practice while munching on his hamburger from time to time.

you glanced carefully at him pondering when was the right time to pull the prank on him, you were trying so hard to not giggle or even laugh at the thought.

he had just said something about how “that bastard of kuroko keeps bringing his damn dog at practice” and how he couldn’t bare the presence of that four legged furball.

you genuinely laughed because you did found hilarious and cute the aversion taiga has for nigou and then placing an elbow on the table leaning forward to place your chin on your palm you smiled eagerly and brightly.

“your fear of dogs is so cute yusuke.”

“it is not cu–”

here it comes!

you press your lips together to not laugh and watch at him quizzically, as to ask why did he stop halfway.

kagami has froze on spot staring at you with the hamburger rised in front of his open mouth, nearly falling onto the red head’s lap.

“did you just call me yusuke?”

“me? no. why would i? i don’t know anyone with that name.”, you faked being clueless, ending the whole thing with a shrug and smug confused grin.

kagami slammed the hamburger on his tray and placed his elbow on the edge of the table, you were trying so hard to not burst laughing and it result in your eyes watering at how amused you were.

“then why did you call me yusuke?”

“can you really take my answer?”, you teased biting down on your lip to hold back a chuckle, trying to look serious.

“not without crying.”, he answered voice cracking a little, you would’ve loved to feel sorry for your boyfriend, but this was so funny you wanted to laugh so bad right now.

and so you did, you bent on the table with your forehead pressed on the wood and shoulders shaking from the laughter though kagami thought it was because you were about to confess him something horrendous.

“it’s a prank i saw on sns!”, you exclaimed rising to look at him before bursting out laughing, startling kagami who pressed his back against the chair staring at you shocked.

“y/n you little shit i nearly passed out!”, he roared slamming his hand on the table while the other one was on the left side of his chest.

you were laughing so much you were literally crying, he was unexpectedly dramatic and the result exceeded your expectations.

“you’re laughing way too much! drop it dumbass!”

midorima shintaro:

the two of you were at home watching a movie, but instead of watching the screen you were side eyeing your boyfriend at your side with a mischievous grin on your lips.

was he going to freak out over what you were about to do or was he going to be calm and collected like usual? there was one way to know and we all know what that is.

you waited a while before leaning nonchalantly close to him, always looking at the movie on the screen, and then start your task.

“so, what do you think about the movie?”

he starts explaining what character he liked or that pissed him off also commenting on how the protagonist was so stupid to leave the lose their backpack like that and that now because of that fool they were all going to die.

here, now it was the right moment to throw the bomb.

“wow... you’re very invested in this movie, ain’t you tamaki?”

he was about to answer when his eyebrow twitched the same time you pressed your lips together to suppress your laugh, always looking in front of you.

you hear midorima breath in sharply from his nose before his arms cross onto his broad chest and he turns to look at you deadly serious.

THIS IS SO AMUSING TO YOU HONESTLY. he looked like he was about to discuss some war matters with you.

“can you kindly tell me who the fuck is this tamaki?”

speechless. you were completely, utterly, speechless.

“midorima shintaro, did you just curse?”

now, this was getting funnier to another whole level.

“who is that piece of shit? and why did you call me like that?”

he was getting serious, eyebrows frowned and all, but you just couldn’t let this go.

“oh my god shin you just cursed!”, you exclaimed with a surprised smile rising your hands in front of your mouth.

“that’s not even the point! who’s tamaki?!”

“shin you just cursed i feel like i’m going to cry!”, you said waving your hands at the sides of your eyes side to dry the tears.

“what’s wrong with you nanodayo?!”

aomine daiki:

you and your boyfriend choosed to “hang out” at your house, the marks because you were actually in your room studying, whereas daiki who didn’t want a book close to him went downstairs to watch some stupid variety show on tv.

on the other side you were getting bored of your homeworks too as they were so hard to comprehend you felt your brain nearly explode, so you choose to use that new prank you saw on sns with aomine for fun.

you took your phone from your bedside table and after unlocking it you went in the chat with aomine smiling eager for what you were about to do.

‘sure naoto, let’s meet sunday in front of the station at 3pm ❤’, you typed and send, leaving your phone on the desk pretending now to be doing your homeworks.

3... 2... 1-

the door of your room slams open and a furious aomine stomps is standing there.

“WHOM THE FUCK IS THIS NAOTO PIECE OF SHIT NOW?!”

you let out a ‘pft!’ nearly choking yourself with the laugh you wanted to let out.

you breath in collecting yourself and then turn to him with a rised brow, gazing at the boy confused.

“naoto? who’s naoto?”

“don’t fucking mess with me! he’s the whore you’re going to meet on sunday!”

“who am i going to meet on sunday?”

“are you cheating on me? DEADASS?!”

“how can i cheat on you when this is just a prank i saw on sns?”

“i put my trust on you! and yet– the fuck did you just say?”

now, you did burst out laughing slamming your hand on the desk and then putting your forehead on it not able to contain it anymore.

“it was supposed to be for fun! that's why i did it!”

“FOR FUN?! THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?! I WAS THIS CLOSE TO A BREAKDOWN AND YOU FUCKING LAUGH?! I AM SO GOING TO SUE YOU. JESUS CHRIST HOW I AM.”

you simply answer by wheezing starting even to cough from how much you’re laughing.

“I WILL MAKE SURE YOU REGRET THIS. YOU’RE SO GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, OHH YOU SO ARE.”

but you just keep on laughing, which results into aomine screeching in distress while clenching his hands mid-air.

genre: sfw, slice of life.

characters: kagami taiga, midorima shintaro, aomine daiki, fem!reader.

a/n: nothing, this was just so so funny to write i was laughing so hard at imagining the actual scenes, the user that send this ask is going to heaven for making us laugh so much. also, i want to remind you guys that the ask box is still open, so if you have any headcanon (wether smut or not) feel free to send it and i’ll work on it!

══════ ∘◦❁◦∘ ═══════

you just saw this new trend on sns where peoples calls their boyfriends and girlfriends with other names, the reactions were so funny and entertaining that it made you want to try it with your boyfriend.

kagami taiga:

you and kagami were spending time at maji burger after school, he was talking about what happened during practice while munching on his hamburger from time to time.

you glanced carefully at him pondering when was the right time to pull the prank on him, you were trying so hard to not giggle or even laugh at the thought.

he had just said something about how “that bastard of kuroko keeps bringing his damn dog at practice” and how he couldn’t bare the presence of that four legged furball.

you genuinely laughed because you did found hilarious and cute the aversion taiga has for nigou and then placing an elbow on the table leaning forward to place your chin on your palm you smiled eagerly and brightly.

“your fear of dogs is so cute yusuke.”

“it is not cu–”

here it comes!

you press your lips together to not laugh and watch at him quizzically, as to ask why did he stop halfway.

kagami has froze on spot staring at you with the hamburger rised in front of his open mouth, nearly falling onto the red head’s lap.

“did you just call me yusuke?”

“me? no. why would i? i don’t know anyone with that name.”, you faked being clueless, ending the whole thing with a shrug and smug confused grin.

kagami slammed the hamburger on his tray and placed his elbow on the edge of the table, you were trying so hard to not burst laughing and it result in your eyes watering at how amused you were.

“then why did you call me yusuke?”

“can you really take my answer?”, you teased biting down on your lip to hold back a chuckle, trying to look serious.

“not without crying.”, he answered voice cracking a little, you would’ve loved to feel sorry for your boyfriend, but this was so funny you wanted to laugh so bad right now.

and so you did, you bent on the table with your forehead pressed on the wood and shoulders shaking from the laughter though kagami thought it was because you were about to confess him something horrendous.

“it’s a prank i saw on sns!”, you exclaimed rising to look at him before bursting out laughing, startling kagami who pressed his back against the chair staring at you shocked.

“y/n you little shit i nearly passed out!”, he roared slamming his hand on the table while the other one was on the left side of his chest.

you were laughing so much you were literally crying, he was unexpectedly dramatic and the result exceeded your expectations.

“you’re laughing way too much! drop it dumbass!”

midorima shintaro:

the two of you were at home watching a movie, but instead of watching the screen you were side eyeing your boyfriend at your side with a mischievous grin on your lips.

was he going to freak out over what you were about to do or was he going to be calm and collected like usual? there was one way to know and we all know what that is.

you waited a while before leaning nonchalantly close to him, always looking at the movie on the screen, and then start your task.

“so, what do you think about the movie?”

he starts explaining what character he liked or that pissed him off also commenting on how the protagonist was so stupid to leave the lose their backpack like that and that now because of that fool they were all going to die.

here, now it was the right moment to throw the bomb.

“wow... you’re very invested in this movie, ain’t you tamaki?”

he was about to answer when his eyebrow twitched the same time you pressed your lips together to suppress your laugh, always looking in front of you.

you hear midorima breath in sharply from his nose before his arms cross onto his broad chest and he turns to look at you deadly serious.

THIS IS SO AMUSING TO YOU HONESTLY. he looked like he was about to discuss some war matters with you.

“can you kindly tell me who the fuck is this tamaki?”

speechless. you were completely, utterly, speechless.

“midorima shintaro, did you just curse?”

now, this was getting funnier to another whole level.

“who is that piece of shit? and why did you call me like that?”

he was getting serious, eyebrows frowned and all, but you just couldn’t let this go.

“oh my god shin you just cursed!”, you exclaimed with a surprised smile rising your hands in front of your mouth.

“that’s not even the point! who’s tamaki?!”

“shin you just cursed i feel like i’m going to cry!”, you said waving your hands at the sides of your eyes side to dry the tears.

“what’s wrong with you nanodayo?!”

aomine daiki:

you and your boyfriend choosed to “hang out” at your house, the marks because you were actually in your room studying, whereas daiki who didn’t want a book close to him went downstairs to watch some stupid variety show on tv.

on the other side you were getting bored of your homeworks too as they were so hard to comprehend you felt your brain nearly explode, so you choose to use that new prank you saw on sns with aomine for fun.

you took your phone from your bedside table and after unlocking it you went in the chat with aomine smiling eager for what you were about to do.

‘sure naoto, let’s meet sunday in front of the station at 3pm ❤’, you typed and send, leaving your phone on the desk pretending now to be doing your homeworks.

3... 2... 1-

the door of your room slams open and a furious aomine stomps is standing there.

“WHOM THE FUCK IS THIS NAOTO PIECE OF SHIT NOW?!”

you let out a ‘pft!’ nearly choking yourself with the laugh you wanted to let out.

you breath in collecting yourself and then turn to him with a rised brow, gazing at the boy confused.

“naoto? who’s naoto?”

“don’t fucking mess with me! he’s the whore you’re going to meet on sunday!”

“who am i going to meet on sunday?”

“are you cheating on me? DEADASS?!”

“how can i cheat on you when this is just a prank i saw on sns?”

“i put my trust on you! and yet– the fuck did you just say?”

now, you did burst out laughing slamming your hand on the desk and then putting your forehead on it not able to contain it anymore.

“it was supposed to be for fun! that's why i did it!”

“FOR FUN?! THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?! I WAS THIS CLOSE TO A BREAKDOWN AND YOU FUCKING LAUGH?! I AM SO GOING TO SUE YOU. JESUS CHRIST HOW I AM.”

you simply answer by wheezing starting even to cough from how much you’re laughing.

“I WILL MAKE SURE YOU REGRET THIS. YOU’RE SO GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, OHH YOU SO ARE.”

but you just keep on laughing, which results into aomine screeching in distress while clenching his hands mid-air.