Kids Can Be Little Shits - Tumblr Posts

kingarise
3 years ago

Dadverse Lucette has 2 reactions whenever a god kin child (honestly , any child) tries to pick on her

1: Jump them. Attack them with the fury of an enraged Goose. Her small size is an advantage. She WILL NOT HESITATE to fight dirty. Pulling hair, biting hands, scratching face, throwing sand in face, she dgaf. She wants to win and she will do it.

OR

2: ”My dad can beat up your dad with one hand, no problem.“ Artorias is her trump card and she will gladly use him to establish dominance. “I know the son of the man who got beaten by a squire didn’t say something to ME? The daughter of the legendary Wolf Knight, one of the 4 Knights of Gwyn AND the Abysswalker? No? That’s what I thought.”

And Artorias has 0 problems with beating up adults who dare to talk negatively about his baby. And he will get away with it too.

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Dadverse artorias artorias the abysswalker Kids can be little shits Lucette also is a little shit If they go low SHE will go LOWER hcs headcanon dark souls
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