Kyoujurou Renguko X Reader - Tumblr Posts
i’m always going to send u reqs because i love you. anyways. kyojuro and his wife going to a dinner together, surprising the hashira that the man can ACTUALLY pull a hot one, and as compensation:

he look kiyoot here my husband ☺️

newly weds
warnings » alcohol, mentionings of getting drunk
word count » 1.1k
categories » f/m, f/f, multi, m/m
relationships » kyoujurou renguko x f!reader
characters » all of the hashira, tengen's wives, kagaya ubuyakashi
author’s note » for u <3
It was rare when the Hashira all had dinner together but when they did it was usually at festivals or whenever Oyakata-sama had wanted. And the Hashira never denied a request from him. Hashira were welcome to bring companions, wives, husbands, and/or family to these gatherings so usually Tengen would bring his wives and Shinobu would bring her girls to enjoy the food that had been prepared for them. This time though, Kyoujurou, wanted to bring his wife, [name], who he had secretly married some weeks ago. They were enjoying their time as newly weds, but Kyoujurou had decided it was time to drop the bomb on them. He didn't want to do it out of shock factor per say, but he wanted everyone to know he was taken by a beautiful woman and to show her off as much as he could.
They walked hand in hand to the Butterfly Mansion where the dinner was being held. [Name] had felt like her heart was in her stomach and Kyoujurou had sensed this.
"It'll be okay, my darling. They will love you. I swear it." He murmured before kissing her on the cheek. She shyly smiled at him as she felt him squeeze her hand. She only nodded as they proceed down the path.
"Caw! Caw! Kyoujurou and his wife have entered the garden! Caw! Caw! Kyoujurou and his wife have entered the garden!" A crow that seemed to squaw out of nowhere at all the gathered Hashira.
Everyone seemed to be in disarray at the mentioning of Kyoujurou having a wife and even more so that he hadn't told anyone as they spit out their drinks.
"Wife?!" Tengen exclaimed getting up from his seat as he wiped his mouth with the back of his sleeve.
"Since when?!" Sanemi joined in on the hysteria.
"Ooo!! I wanna meet her!!" Mitsuri cheered getting giddy at the mentioning.
Giyuu could only sit there in bewilderment not even knowing how to react. Shinobu scoffed and then laughed. "That Rengoku. He is always pulling a fast one on us."
"How much do you wanna bet that she's pregnant?" Obanai inquired.
"I say 2000 yen." Oyakata-sama puts down the currency on the table.
Everyone grew silent at his sudden mischief. A small innocent smile on his face as he sat there with his hands on lap. Tengen cracked a huge grin.
"Ohohoho, I say 3000 yen." Tengen put down his money on top of Oyakata-sama's.
"Tengen!" His wives scold him to which Tengen only laughed.
"Hmm, I say 3000 she's not pregnant." Shinobu added to the pile. Muichiro ears perk up at Shinobu inserting herself.
He raised his hand. "I second that."
"Oh, yeah?" Tengen smirked at her questioningly. "Than I'll double it. 6000 yen."
"Oh, you are so on."
"Hey, I never agreed to that..." Muichiro voice seemed to lose momentum as Kyoujurou and [name] entered the room.
Gasps were heard from everyone. [Name] had looked so beautiful and ethereal that the Hashira had no idea how to react. They grew quiet as they watch as she gracefully entered the room and bowed at them.
"Hello, it is an honor to meet you all."
"Thank you for gracing us with your presence, [Name], Kyoujurou. Please sit and make yourselves comfortable.
Now, the Hashira were looking at Oyakata-sama with wide eyes.
"You knew?!" Tengen looked betrayed at he glared at the man in question. Oyakata-sama simply laughed at him.
"Yes, I'm sorry--" He chuckled covering his mouth with his hand. "I wish I could see the looks on your faces."
"Ah, Oyakata-sama..." Shinobu relaxed into a laugh and everyone followed suit.
"So, you're not pregnant?" Obanai interjected. Everyone scolded him as he sat their unbothered waiting on Kyoujurou and [name] to answer. [Name] became visibly uncomfortable, but Kyoujurou only laughed heartily out of embarrassment. His cheeks tinged a healthy pink as he wrapped his arms around her.
"No, not yet! We would plan that, of course! Sorry, for not telling you all until now. We wanted to tell you at the perfect time." Kyoujurou said cheerfully as he put a hand on [name's] lap.
Tengen's face relaxed as gently shook Kyoujurou's shoulder and pulled him into a hug. "Well, I'm very happy for you. You picked a real looker."
"I agree! You're very stunning [name]!" Mitsuri agreed smiling at [name]. She was secretly a little upset that Kyoujurou had kept it a secret from her, but her happiness for him overshadowed that. She just wanted to be happy for her friend.
"Yes, [name], you are very beautiful. Your kimono suits you very much. Red is definitely your color." Shinobu touched the small on her back and Tengen's wives audibly agree with her making [name] blush at their compliments.
"T-thank you. You all are too kind." [Name] waved them off as if trying to brush off her agitation. She wasn't so used to others giving her so much attention.
"That's one the reasons I married her." Kyoujurou mused, looking at her lovingly. She flustered under his gaze and giggled nervously.
"Congratulations, Renguko." Giyuu gave him a small smile.
"Are you smiling?!" Shinobu nearly shrieked at him and the Pillars were now oogling Giyuu's softened expression which automatically contorted into humiliation. Mitsuri cannot help but burst out into laughter and it made the silent room fill with mirth.
"Yes, congratulations, Rengoku." Sanemi got up and sat beside him as he bowed his head slightly in respect to him.
"Thank you, Sanemi! That means a great deal from you!" He laughed smacking his back rather hard causing Sanemi to jump at the sheer unintentional force Kyoujurou had just applied.
Tengen laughed as he smacked Kyoujurou on the back just as hard making him jolt.[Name] jumped at his actions and stared at the pair. "You're just full of surprises aren't you, Renguko!"
Kyoujurou shook off the shock and began to laugh with Tengen. "I guess I am!"
"Freaks..." Sanemi muttered under his breath.
"You're not wrong about that." Obanai agreed as he petted Kabamaru.
"We're all happy for you. Let's make a toast to the newly weds." Oyakata-sama raised his soju glass. Every one raised their glasses along with him. "Gokekkon omedetou gozaimasu!"* (congratulations for having just married*)
"Gokekkon omedetou gozaimasu!" The lot cheered in unison and then downed their glasses.
"Maybe you shouldn't drink too much, dear." [Name] puts a loving hand on top of his.
"Don't worry, my love. I can handle my liquor." He smiled and [Name] quirked an eyebrow at him.
"Oh? Well, then I'll take your word for that." She sipped at her water and then playfully narrowed her eyes at him. "For now."
Kyoujurou did not in fact handle his liquor. And Tengen and Giyuu spent thirty minutes just trying to handle the messy drunk as [Name] sighed and smiled at him as he kept squirming out of their grip.
Tengen face palmed as Kyoujurou laid limp in his arms.
"This is why we can't have nice things."