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📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸CAUGHT YOU CAUGHT YOU📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸 THAT WAS ME NOT JESUS YOU FOOL📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸🤨🤨📸📸📸📸📸

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @travisfuckingphelps @ask-ashley-campbell-6 @ask-sally-face @spaghettigod69 @iamdevouring-god 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

it is true, I am Jesus

*Kneels down and prays.*

BIGGER THE NOSE THE BIGGER THE PENIS SO IDC AND IDK

why do u have a hotdog growing out of ur face

whaaaaaaaat are you talking about

@travisfuckingphelps @ask-sally-face

😭😭😭 should I make the rest of the group or nah

@travisfuckingphelps @ask-sally-face

AND HERES TODD:

@spaghettigod69 @ask-sally-face

can I eat uh idfk i hungy

uh I've got some leftover of lasagna my mom made last night if you want it?

yo Larry i'll give u sm weed if u go tell sal n travis Jaxx likes them

(sal in question @ask-sally-face travis in question @phelps-boy-travis)

DEAL HEY JAXX! SAL AND TRAVIS LIKE YOU! NOW GIMMIE MAH MEED

are you a kissboy? do you like to kiss boys ?

uh I guess? As long as I know the boys

KISSBOY

ANONYMOUS WEIRDO

Fair also you can if u want just tag me so I can send u and ask if u do make one

tempted to make a larry blog just so there isn't only 1

he lonely

@ask-larry-johnson

JEZUS CHRIST MY BAD BRO OK JESUS

you got beef bro

. . .

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(What your ancestors did is unforgivable...)

rating sf ships

Larvis (Larry x Travis): 11/10 👏👏 fav ship ever

Salvis (Sal x Travis): 8/10 it's cute

Todd x Neil: 10/10 and it's canon so yay!

Addison x Kenneth: 110827172930/10 yes lol

Larry x sal: 0/10 not good, stepbrothers are still stepbrothers

Larry x Todd?: this exists? 4/10 I prefer Todd with his canon bf

Sal x Ashley: 10/10 I'm not a big fan of Ashley but this is what I ship

Maple x Chug: 7/10 it's cute and canon

Can't think of anymore RN but if there's one that u specifically wanted me to rate them comment it and I'll rate it

My friend.. ahem.. attempted. To draw you (@illegally-illiterate)

looks sick bro

I AM NO MOSQUITO BUT THANK YOU

mosquito i love you 😭💖

ngl I wrote that actually for a class assignment and for some reason I got an F

Every time I see this poem floating around on my socials, I read it in Larry’s voice.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

i'm gunna touch u in ur sleep /platonic

BRO WHAT

IM SCARED

Stop because I have the fattest character crush on Larry Johnson what (Not in rp haha)

thank you?

YAYAYA

I couldnt figure out how to reply to your response to my ask so a bit more specific this time :3c

Larry givinf travis a bath cause he got sweaty and overstimulated

Originally I was thinking it'd just be him hating the sweat — Sensory reasons — But now I'm thinkin, since we're barely comin' outta June, maybe Larry had dragged him to a pride parade but it got reeeally hot and it was super bright and loud and Travis didn't like it

(Personal experience ignore my projection hehe)

maybe pride isnt for him after all. or summer. lol

they're stupid i love them

(side note to anyone who has sent me asks im gonna work on them at some stage soonish ! sorry for the wait :3)