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6 months ago

Spent my time last weekend when I should’ve been reading TSC to avoid spoilers actually being talked into watching all 5 Twilight movies with my mother… I have 4 thoughts about this

1) yo these bitches are strange as fuck there’s no way Bella was the first person to figure out that they’re vampires

2) my brother in Christ you could not catch me in any of these scenarios because again, strange. Bella is a better person than me cause I would’ve seen them walk in the first day of school and actually followed the advice of just leave them alone because they’re all weird af

3) I love Jasper Hale. Legitimately I have never seen a creature look so genuinely uncomfortable at every moment and I think that’s hilarious. That man was the first person I saw in every scene he was in because he looks so awkward all the time. The only times I can recall him looking remotely comfortable were when he was dancing at the wedding and his fight with Alice, even the rest of the training montage thing he just looked uncomfortable and I love that

4) I really wish Laurent didn’t die. He was serving so much cunt they had to kill him off and that’s just really sad


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