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happy 18th bday to me!! i can now properly simp over middle aged women

a message for every woman whos ever interacted with me in the past like few weeks and also any woman who will ever interact will me:

STOP FUCKING CALLING ME GOOD GIRL. STOP.

i get that they do not know. but please. for the love of god. please stop. i cant. i cant do it honey. say literally anything else. say "good job" for fucks sake. just dont say that. please.

gets me every fucking time god fucking damn it.

suddenly have the urge to be a dyke cowboy

might get a hat later idk

ik how to ride horses does that help

i wanna i wanna i wannaaaaaaa

gay tangent but my partner will send me a selfie as a rare occurrence and i swear to you whenever that happens i actually have to set the phone down and pace around the room like do a lap or two and breathe shakenly for like a minute before i can go back and reply

THAT BITCH | original song

song below contains sexual language

im on some alter ego slim shady shit so dont take anything too seriously im mostly playin dog (im very loyal trust,, ily bills dont be fooled by these shenanigans)

also um if you saw the post identical to this one on my other blog no you didnt dont say a word yall arent allowed there shhhh

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