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LESSER DAD LESSER DAD LESSER DAD AND HIS ADOPTED SON
*mwah*
alsooo lookie first time doing lineless art wowie I likie
rouxls kaard is best character he’s amazing
He is all high and mighty but the second lancer comes crying this goop man completely loses himself
I just want him to adopt lancer already smh
Lesser dad and adopted son lancer doodles
I love them
LESSER DAD AND LANCER HEADCANONS~ <3
* I know this has probably been pointed out before but remember when lancer showed his "Stool forme" y'all know who else puts random e's in the end of words- Rouxls hecking kaard he taught him that. *rouxls is made out of a slime like substance. Whenever he gets nervous he starts to melt. Literally. *Lancer sometimes picks up on some of rouxls' habits such as sometimes using old english but oftentimes doesn't know what he is saying. *One day Lancer's father (king meanie stupid bad dad) kinda got sick of Lancer being clingy all the time and Rouxls took notice and started taking up as his own responsibility to raise Lancer and care for him despite not actually being his father. *Lancer is always trying to get the approval of his father. Yet is always brushed aside. So when his father sent him out to find and fight the Lightners, he felt it was a chance to finally get the fatherly love he yearned for so long. *Rouxls never intended to get attached to Lancer. And he never intended to be seen as a father figure. Yet things happen. And thus the nickname "Lesser dad" was given. *Rouxls may not exactly like Lancer's MP4s, but he loves the happy little look on face of excitement for his own creation. Although it is not pleasing at all to his ears. *Lancer sees Rouxls as a sort of father, yet his actual father is not at all like Rouxls. Rouxls actually takes care of him, like a real dad would. Yet his real dad is nothing like a dad should be. So Rouxls to Lancer is a dad. Only less like the dad he has. A lesser dad. That's all folks! Hope you all liked these headcanons.
Nobody drew this so screw it I drew it myself
(I don’t know how to draw high up ponytails so it’s just down but- my point still stands)
Okay but like hear me out
Rouxls kaard with a ponytail
Like the high up type.
I'm not that great at drawing ponytails so like can someone out there just like draw him with a ponytail working on a desk or something-
Thank you-
And thus, my love for (rouxls kaard) deltarune was born
(I am not a fangirl, I just really like rouxls kaard)
i HATE EVERYTHING I HAD THE BEST DREAM LAsT NIGHT WHERE ROUXLS KAARD WAS ADOPTING LANCER AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN MY DREAM CAMERA TURNS TO SANS AND HE JUST GOES “Get dunked on” AND FORTNITE DANCES AND THen I WOKE UP I’M SO MAD RIGHT NOW
Me: This shall be a blog where I only post comics of my oc star
Also me in almost every post: DRAWING ROUXLS KAARD IS MY PASSION
Spade king: Watch my son meanwhile I neglect him elsewhere
Rouxls kaard: err, alright my sire???
Spade king later: Can I have my son back
Rouxls kaard:
Me: *draws or posts anything related to ROUXLS KAARD again*
My 13 followers: like, poggers dude.
Main characters: *exist*
Me:...:)
rouxls kaard: worm
Me:
Rouxls kaard, and his adopted goober son lancer.
(Lol he’s so tired bc lancer is super hyper)
I headcanon jevil as that one kid in the kahoot to put his name as "ligma" or "joe" and Rouxls as the teacher who asks "Who's joe/ligma?" And jevil just yelling at the back of the class "JOE MAMA/LIGMA BALLS"
I was just thinking to myself: What would happen if I met rouxls kaard?
and like omg
I’d basically act like I just met a celebrity
I’d be so nervous and just aaaaaaaaaa
he’s so dumb and weird and goopy and tall and I love him
(I’m STILL not a fangirl I swearrrr)
just take this w/out context im too lazy too explain
Ok but what if-
I present to you: Royal Lard
Me: *types in rouxls kaard*
Autocorrect: uh I believe you mean-
Royal lard
Reblogging because I just remembered sans fornite dancing and I'm mad again
i HATE EVERYTHING I HAD THE BEST DREAM LAsT NIGHT WHERE ROUXLS KAARD WAS ADOPTING LANCER AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN MY DREAM CAMERA TURNS TO SANS AND HE JUST GOES “Get dunked on” AND FORTNITE DANCES AND THen I WOKE UP I’M SO MAD RIGHT NOW
This is to make up for my lack of rouxls kaard plus I made this extra lesser dad content :)Rouxls kaard my beloved-.
Rouxls kaard headcanons:
-He feeds lancer worms because he has no idea what children eat.
-luckily, worms ended up becoming one of Lancer's favorite meals.
-he speaks all fancy because he likes to read shakespeare in his spare time and just catches the accent he imagines in his head.
-he writes poetry, and is actually quite talented in it.
-He has amazing handwriting.
-he is a perfectionist, but has a hard time focusing on things and overthinks minor details.
-He is quite fond of Lancer and taught him how to ride his little bike.
-he is also the one that added the little fire feature to it.
-not willingly though, Rouxls was very against the idea of lancer running around the castle with a little bike on fire.
-Rouxls kaard is cowardly. But not stupid. He may not be brave, but he worked his way as a coward all the way to be ranked as a duke. So he is quite proud of himself.
-He won't admit it out loud, but he adores Lancer.
-He usually makes great puzzles (but they take a while, granted he doesn't have much of an attention span), but since the Lightners came on such short notice, he had to do something quickly. And considering the short amount of time he was able to pull a functional puzzle, he was proud of it.
-He really likes bugs. Sometimes when the King is asleep, or he is tasked to take care of lancer, he takes lancer outside with him to hunt bugs and teach lancer about it.
-He gets really passionate about bugs and can go on for a while talking about them.
-Deep inside his heart, he hates the king. He knows the kind of abuse Lancer has to endure and because of his cowardice, he does nothing about it.
-However, he tries to raise Lancer the best he can. But with limitations and a king that could kill you, he doesn't do as best as he wishes.
-sometimes he would like to take Lancer away with him. To give him a better life.
~thanks for reading my headcanons!
+Starbrightartz :)