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• they end up both wearing dresses for the ceremony
• because why not
• they proposed with daggers. Fight me.
• totally not self projecting there
• no one in the manor sees them together, but if they can't see either at any given time odds are they're together in hiding
• because illumi would die if his family saw him expressing even a smidge of emotion
That's all I got for now ))
if hisoillu is canon:;
heres some domestic bullshit hcs:
• hisoka immediately begins to refers to himself as killua’s nii-chan. first thing he does is send him a message like “feel free to come to me about anything, killu~♡”
• killua is very confused. *blocked*
• hisoka strolls zoldyck manor daily in nothing but face paint. when confronted about his nudity, he claims immunity by right of marriage into the family
• illumi will absolutely under no circumstances talk about the engagement
• gon and killua respectively are already decided upon as the best men
• they dont know it yet
• hisoka actively makes casual conversation with his ‘siblings’
• illumi tells them to avoid hisoka
• killua has never felt sicker, nor laughed harder. gon oversteamed when trying to figure out how two men have intercourse.
• killua was wrong, he felt sicker
• both illumi and hisoka have considered to themselves whether a ceremony shall take place
• in their own minds, the other is wearing the dress
• silva and kikyo are shook. zeno hasnt stopped giggling. “of all the people, illumi”
• why did hisoka send his things over. he didnt need to but he did and now the butlers are attempting to organize his gratuitous amounts of mix-n-match jester clothing and mountains of card decks
• gon sends 'congratulations!’ messages, to killuas extreme chagrin
• kikyo makes illumi sit so she can mess with wedding hairstyles
• silva and hisoka make a total of two(2) eye-contact
• hisoka tries every night to join illumi in bed, at which illumi rolls him off and onto the floor. “not before marriage” “illu we’ve literally had sex”