Lifesteal Spoilers - Tumblr Posts
Spoke is literally getting the first person that will stroke his ego and won't doubt him
Mapic and zam showed that they have doubts about him so he's now going with leo who calls him a god
Naaaah not chat being like "u can't trust spoke zam you are being dumb" and then few minutes later being like "spoke can actually be good and you should talk and listen to him and not betray him"
Like zam was 100% correct on saying chat is the problem (not sub but I'm putting myself on that bc I'm also very biased lmao) /lh
Also I'm sorry but my ass does not believe planet is only on 3 hearts/doesn't have any effects
Bc didn't parrot also said that each of them (him + 3ht) each have 100 hearts so zam would need to kill them like 30 times?
Zam being surprised that chat guessed his backup plan as if that wasn't his first alternative for everything else lmao
Zam being a absolute menace I fucking love that for him
Ok so like I'm gonna ramble about this a bit
But like, the more time zam spend with spoke and mapic like he just doesn't seem to care + he also just gets more aggressive (which I also connect to his whole thing of the more amount of hearts he has the more bloodthirsty he gets)
And I can only imagine how mapic and spoke feel seeing this, mainly mapic. Cause like zam was never the most violent, sure he would start fights (principally on the stone sword mentality) but like he never liked to go after innocent players or start random fights with people that never did anything to him
And now he's just going after planet at every chance he gets, being a annoyance to everyone else, agreeing with mapic and his choices just to make the fight for the others more difficult
Like I wonder if he notices this change on zam, and how he feels about it
"You took it away from yourself"
BITCH LITERALLY EVERY TEAM HE HAS BEEN IN HE WAS LIED TO??????
HE'S BEING SO HYPOCRITICAL OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOD
My ass is becoming a vitalasy anti rn oh my fucking god this guy
Everyone lied to him, he literally only ended up like this bc of all the bullshit he went through the entire season
I'm watching zams vod rn, and as someone who has a hard time with getting the tone without tone indicators I'm kinda scared that leo is actually mad at him 😭😭
god i rly love this difference between minute wanting a truly peaceful ending with no one banned, while jumper just wants the ending to be “peaceful enough” and is not only willing to ban people to accomplish that, but actively really wants to ban zam
4/4 team awesome on a stream called “blast from the past” im going to chew drywall
this is so fucking funny jumper found a clue from the scavenger hunt woogie’s making for zam and assumed zam or someone like that set it up for them and now theyre trying to figure it out
only princezam would find a way to screw his own team over from beyond the grave
one narratively interesting thing in all this is that mapic and bacon died the same way. wordlessly to an arrow cannon