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in real life? nah id snap like a twig lol

So, uh, I slept 12 hours, I had two dreams that were literally just life reminding me that he t suck and in one I was solving a point 'n click puzzle in a very buff axolotl's lap, while said Axolotl talked with that weird ass octopus from Lovecraft. Btw the axolotl really loved me and he was a very sweet little guy. All that is to say; I woke up in the middle of the axolotl dream, but I'm glad mr.axolotl offered me pets or smth, I can't remember shit