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regulus and barty thrive in drama settings, they are that couple that doesn't get involved really but do 100% instigate shit.

sirius: remus said love you not i love you, does he hate me?

regulus: oh yes, he totally hates you

barty: *holding regulus lovingly* oh yeah, hes totally fucking someone else.