Live In The Woods Where No One Can Judge Me - Tumblr Posts

You ever get the urge to move to New Zealand, live in the middle of the forest, make little dolls from leaves and sticks and hide them everywhere for all the nearby village children to find all while you wear a strange cloak and a deer mask with your wild hair tied in black ribbons as you're followed by 20 snakes so you become the local cryptic know as Gertrude the snake witch?