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📹 .˳⁺୨୧ part 2 - everyone else camboy!felix x chan camgirl!reader x changbin camboy!jisung x camboy!minho

summary: miscellaneous posts and a changbin x reader love story from the same universe - or lix's friends <3

word count: 2.2k words

author's note: have some more fun posts and story of the other characters aksjhdkjh idk this is v random but I hope you enjoy

warnings: non!idol au; exhibitionism & voyeurism; camming; mxm content; somewhat implied sexual poly!skz; implied romantic chan x felix, jisung x minho, reader x changbin

<< 📹 .˳⁺୨୧ part 1

Your phone buzzes once, twice, three times, while you're waiting for your take-out to arrive. You expect Felix asking you to hang out tomorrow, maybe even Hyunjin, requesting emergency outfit help for another one of his ill-fated dates. But's neither of them. It's an unknown number. Leaving five messages. Your phone buzzes again. Six messages?!

from: xxx-xxx-xxxx hi! it's changbin, chan's friend the one he, hopefully, told you he would give your number to haha otherwise this will be very awkward ... I'll shut up now

You can't help but giggle.

You reach for the remote, click down the volume of the TV until it's only a steady hum in the background.

Chan told you about Changbin a few weeks ago, a few hours into dinner the first night Felix finally introduced you two. He had dropped it casually, tongues loosened by copious amounts of Korean BBQ and soju and a very awkward moment where you weren't sure if Chan was aware that Felix had been balls deep inside of you on camera before. But it turned out he did know, and he didn't mind.

He mentioned Changbin as he poured you another shot of peach soju.

"I swear, I'm not trying to set you up, but I really think the two of you would hit it off."

You shrugged, gave him a playful wink.

"I mean, sure. Do I at least get to see a picture of him before you whore me out?"

Felix broke out into giggles, tumbling backwards into Chan's shoulder, knocking his knee so hard against the table that you had to stop your glass from toppling over.

Chan gasped, blushed furiously. But to his credit, and to your joy, because you knew this was the kinda guy Felix needed, played along nonetheless.

"For that comment alone? No."

"Oh, so he's ugly?" you countered. Not like you cared. Beauty was subjective after all.

Chan had scoffed.

"Trust me, he's not ugly."

Felix nodded gravely next to him, giving you a sly smirk.

"I've seen him, Y/Nie. He's hot. And exactly your type."

You raised an eyebrow at Felix.

"And how do you know what my type is?"

Felix huffed, tossed his head prettily. You couldn't help but notice how Chan's eyes were glued to him.

"Let's just say you loooove complaining about the type of men you never get to have when you're drunk."

Your phone buzzes again, pulls you back into the present where you're perched on your sofa with a stupid grin on your face.

from: xxx-xxx-xxxx fuck, did I already scare you off I swear I can shut up I'm just nervous

God, he's cute.

from: me hiii~ you really don't give a woman much a chance to respond before jumping to conclusions, huh

from: xxx-xxx-xxxx oh no, that's not ha ha fuck I'll see myself out pls pretend I never messaged and don't tell chan, please, he'll laugh at me if he hears how bad I fucked this up

You actually chuckle out loud this time. You click on his number, create a contact.

from: me aw no changbinnie don't go :( I think it's cute~

from: changbin 👀 changbinnie.... I'm so normal about that If I haven't fucked up yet, I'd love another chance but full disclosure I kinda know you wow that sounds creepy I mean ... what you do on the internet

You falter. That sentence is usually not a good sign. The sweet pink bubble you were floating in pops abruptly. You take a deep breath in. Better to know early than to get your heart broken again, you remind yourself. You still hate it.

from: me oh is that a problem?

His reply is instant.

from: changbin 👀 NO! I mean, no, of course it isn't

from: me so ... did you know before chan gave you my number? is that why you texted me?

from: changbin 👀 no!! I mean I did know but that's not why I texted you at least not in a gross way I ... fuck, this is embarassing

There's a moment of silence. Changbin's little bubble appears and disappears over and over again. The next messages that pop up takes your breath away.

from: changbin 👀 basically – chan told me about lix, and then, when he met you, he told me about you, about how you went on a 5 minute rant about the perfect dipping sauce for hot pot when you were out and I was like damn, a woman after my own heart and then when he said our senses of humour aligned and he thought we would get along and you said you were okay with him giving me your number he did also say what you did. like, that you do camming, solo, with lix, with other friends, all that so I may have looked you up just a tiny peek, I swear and ... uh fuck basically I think you're a goddess and I want to worship the ground you walk on and no, camming is not a problem, god, it's so sexy, actually and what's even sexier is that you like a vinegar base for your hotpot dipping sauce anyways ... if you want to block me, that's fine!! but like, I really really need you to know that I would love to take you out on a date sometime

Your whole face is burning by the time you reach the end of his message. He's so ... honest, and it's so oddly charming. You nearly jump out of your skin when the doorbell rings. You scramble to the door, barely able to face the poor delivery guy's eyes when he hands you your food, before you slam the door in his face. You make a mental note to tip him really well later.

You absentmindedly drop the bags on your coffee table and pick your phone back up. You take a deep breath, before you finally reply.

from: me I don't even know what you look like chan refused to show me a picture you could be a 60 year old axe murderer for all I know

from: changbin 👀 OH well, that would be weird, if chan was friends with a 60 year old axe murderer, don't you think but uhm here let me send something real quick before I start overthinking it

from: changbin 👀

Suddenly, you remember exactly what night Felix was referring to. The one where the hot buff guy at the bar had very kindly rejected your tipsy advances. You were covered in glitter, drunk off fruity cocktails, leaning on Felix's shoulder on the bus, whining about 'just wanting to be thrown around a little'. "I just like ... I want a man who thinks of me as an equal every day except in bed, ya know?! But most of them can't do that."

Then you'd gotten existential. Then horny again. Then you'd thrown up. And Felix had brushed your teeth and cuddled you to sleep, giggling and mumbling how he was sure one day you'd find an intelligent, hot buff dude who would not want you to be a housewife but also rail you into the mattress.

Not your proudest moment.

from: me oh

from: changbin 👀 ... oh? what does 'oh' mean? were those weird pictures to send? I'm sorry if they were, I even asked chan-hyung because I never do this and he said they were good was the gym one too much?!

from: me changbin, oh my god, shut up

from: changbin 👀 😳 🤐 yes ma'am (that probably shouldn't have turned me on, huh)

You don't blush. Years of masturbating and having sex on camera have made shyness a stranger. And men don't exactly sweep you off your feet.

And yet here you were. Blushing at a text message from a stranger. A stupidly hot stranger, but a stranger nonetheless. Well, Chan's friend. Your best friend's almost-boyfriend's best friend.

Your food is long forgotten on the table in front of you. You can always heat it up in the microwave.

from: me I'm going to be so serious right now I need you to take me out on a date asap

from: changbin 👀 oh oh my god yeah, no, absolutely I would love to when's the earliest you can do that doesn't make me look weird?

You giggle stupidly to yourself. If you kick your legs a little, too, that's between you and your fuzzy socks.

from: me saturday?

from: changbin 👀 ... this saturday? like in three days?

from: me only if you have time!! now I'm the one who sounds crazy, aren't I

from: changbin 👀 god, no, you don't sound crazy you sound many things but none of them are crazy at least not in a bad way I'll shut up again now saturday is great I'll text you the details

from: me sounds good~~ I'm glad you texted me, changbinnie I'm looking forward to it

from: changbin 👀 me, too, darling you have no idea

📸 @/min_knows posted 2 photos

you want it? j_one ohhhh DADDY j_one grrr bark bark bark grr woof j_one oh wait you prefer cats j_one meow meow mrrrroowwww hiss hiss seungmong @/j_one you are pathetic wtaf

📸 @/j_one posted 2 photos

love being friends with photography majors (by @/hynjn) min_knows oh j_one @/min_knows hi 🥰

📸 @/lixieixie posted 2 photos

fuck a soft launch when this fine piece of ass is finally mine 😈 mine alone 😈 now everyone help me convince him to stream with me

from: y/nie 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 lix sos im not your strongest soldier i need this man in my guts yesterday tell me not to put out on the first date tell me it's a bad idea

from: me holy..... 😳😳

from: y/nie 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 back off 🤺 that's my man you have your own hunk now please tell me not to drag this man into bed and let him fuck me 25 ways into next thursday on the first date

from: me I just asked chan and apparently, changbin has never even brought home a one night stand so like I'm prettyyyyy sure if you wanted to you could like he wouldn't run away after if you know what i mean chan says he's not the type to hit it and quit it like at all he's a hopeless romantic actually and he's like super obsessed with you :)

from: y/nie 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 lix 😩😩😩😩 this is not helping

from: me i mean do you like him???

from: y/nie 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 😭 so much he's so perfect almost too perfect, like it scares me a little

from: me then do it! follow your heart! chan says to go for it changbin apparently hasn't stopped talking about you since he texted you he's so down bad for you! and chan says he'll treat you right though when I asked if he means in bed he made a disgusted sound so idk about changbin's sexy skills but with those arms!! he would just have to lie there and look hot and I'd happily do the rest

from: y/nie 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🤺 i am spraying you with a water bottle like a cat okay I'll see how it goes but god, if he kisses me, I might not survive it he's the most beautiful man I've ever seen oh and he's so kind! and so thoughtful and his eyes!!! like i can barely look at him where has chan been hiding him all these weeks i might marry him

from: me ok ok calm down wait until you know how his stroke game is at least before you make life-changing decisions

from: y/nie 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 ok lixxxxx i gotta go now wish me luck!!

from: me good luck!! go get your man!!

from: y/nie 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 good morning, sweet lixie, my bestest friend i'm marrying him

📸 @/min_knows posted 2 photos

hi hiii~ j_one you are actually so beautiful min_knows in a best friend way or ... j_one oh! yeah! haha absolutely seungmong nevermind, you're both pathetic

📸 @/j_one posted 1 photo

happy birthday to me 🧁 getting topped by a beautiful man is my only birthday wish. beautiful man please make it happen min_knows happy birthday sungieee~~ min_knows but for the record, your cock is too pretty not to sit on j_one oh haha ... in a best friend way? min_knows absolutely not j_one please come over seungmong kys seungmong but fucking finally

📸 @/y/nnn posted 2 photos

brb 🖤 j_one uhm hello?!?!?! j_one TEXT ME RIGHT NOW

📸 @/j_one posted 2 photos

finally mine 💘 stream tonight! he's gonna fuck me real nasty to celebrate us finally becoming boyfriends! y/nnn we all cheered! y/nnn wait does this mean y/nnn lmk if you ever need a third 😃 for a stream i mean spearb uh ... min_knows four sounds good, too, you know 😘 spearb UH... seungmong i can't believe the day has finally come min_knows just say you're happy for us, minnie. it won't kill you seungmong ugh. happy for you. or whatever seungmong still mad i had to watch you both pine and jerk off to each other for years j_one what the fuck??? you said you couldn't hear me??? seungmong I told you what you needed to hear seungmong plus I'm your stream mod so ... nothing I haven't heard before seungmong same moans, just more "minho! daddy! please!" in between. tomtato tomato j_one oh my god shut up?!?!?!? j_one im gonna die

<< 📹 .˳⁺୨୧ part 1

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