Look If We Could Turn Our Entire Dashboard Upside-down Even Though It Improved NOTHING But Our MOODS Then This Should Both Be 100% Doable - Tumblr Posts

In addition to "shorten long posts" I would like a "lengthen short posts" feature, which would add several paragraphs of lorem ipsum to posts shorter than five sentences. This would, as the kids say, solve zero problems and make everything much worse.