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Bob x reader x Lordi: Dvd Yes Please

(smutty)

Y/n watched television in lordi’s room he was checking out outfits to wear for his performance 2 weeks from now

“Hey turn it down for a bit Y/n” Lordi asks She did so They both heard boots stomping towards the room they were both in The door swung open revealing Bob

“I Got it guys!” He yells holding up a dvd case Lordi snickers

“You didn’t” He exclaims

“Oh yeah I did Had to fight off some horny couples too”

What on earth are they talking about she thought sitting up watching Bob and Lordi Fangirl over a Dvd

“Check it Y/n” Lordi held up the dvd case to her face she squints her eyes

“Double Penetration whores…You guys are sick” She heats up with the words she just said

“Come on it’ll be fun to watch plus l….I don’t want to watch alone okay?”

“alright?”

Bob popped the Dvd in

Bob and Lordi smile siting on both of Y/n’s sides watching The woman’s clothes get torn off she gasps as the man starts massaging her breasts

Y/n crossed her legs feeling heat form down there Bob took a big gulp putting his arm in between his legs Lordi kept on shuffling around as the man Circled his penis in the woman’s hole

Then the delivery man showed up in the movie and joined in the fun

Bob places his hand on Y/n’s bum and starts to rub she yelps feeling him grip Lordi stared at Y/n slightly moving and he decided to instantly tongue kiss her She surprisingly moans His tongue was soft and warm Lordi Hungrily explores her wet cavern sucking her tongue

Bob Pulls Y/n away from Lordi And made her kiss him letting her sit on his lap she submits to him and instantly Grinds on his crotch he grunts and harshly bites her lip

lordi fumes and from behind Y/n he sucks and bites her neck leaving her to moan in Bob mouth Y/n feels all this hot puddle form and stain her panties

Bob leans into her ear and whispers

“Let me fuck you like that pornstar”

Lordi bit her earlobe

“I’ll fuck your brains out like that”

She gulps as they both stop and get up Y/n hesitantly stood up and began to undress Bob went to her and put his hand on her clit and began to rub her bud

“Bobby….Bo-mmph!”

Bob starts to stuff his tongue in her mouth again pulling her closer Lordi gets on his knees spreading her asscheeks apart looking at her tight asshole He went in and long licked her asshole

“ahh! Lordi” She exclaims Lordi kept on devouring her asshole with the occasional spitting Y/n her lips from the double pleasure Building up to her orgasm

“I’m gonna cum!” She lowly snaps Drooling holding onto Bob’s arms he smirks then pulls his hand away Lordi also stops She whines as Bob turned her to Lordi he pulled his shorts and Boxter’s down

“I’ll make you cum even harder”

“Wait what are you-Ah!”

Bob pulls Y/n up in the air and holds her in between her calf and thighs she huffs getting adjusted Lordi watches with lust in his eyes Bob positions his Thick penis into her asshole slowly

Y/n’s toes curled And she screamed to the pain Bob puts her in a headlock and starts bouncing her up and down

“Hehe you’re bleeding” Lordi teases looking at the blood sloshed on Bob’s penis Her face scrunched up and her body sweaty

“B-B-B-o-o-b-b!!! I-It H-H-H-u-u-u-r-r-r-t-t-s S-S-S-o-o-o g-g-g-o-o-o-d!!” She exclaims her speech broken with everything thrusts he made spreading her asshole

Lordi bit his lip pressing her stomach making Y/n yell in ecstasy He was already naked and his penis was twitching Lordi pushes up against her and positioned his penis in her puffy wet vagina that was leaking

“L-L-o-o-r-r-d-d-i-i F-F-F-u-u-c-c-k-k M-Me!!!”

Lordi didn’t hesitate he slid in and began to ram into her sweet hole He forces her to tongue make out saliva falling out Bob roars tightening his grip on her Y/n’s legs were limp Her holes being fucked into oblivion juices flinging everywhere and A Woman in pure heaven making loud noises

Bob forced Y/n to make out with him next making a mess of their caverns Lordi loudly whoops laughing their thrusts went in sync making her go wild

“YES-YES!! FUCK ME FUCK MY BRAINS OUT!” she yells her eyes closes Bob smirks and strains bouncing her faster Lordi holds her close and loud fapping sounds filled the room

“FUCK FUCK SHIT!” Lordi screams vastly thrusting and his balls full of cum unloading inside her filling her womb Bob sweating a bunch his glasses were off he loudly Grunts

“SHIT OOH FUCK YEAH!” He yells slamming her down and cum in her ass Y/n felt waves of pleasure wash over her now her body twitching and sensitive

Lordi pulled out his cum leaking out from her pussy Bob then put her down Her ass was hurting now she felt both of their juices leak out of her Y/n immediately kisses Lordi’s lips making his face scrunch up and smile Then she moves to Bob they share a passionate kiss

Bob held Y/n in his big arms and sat with her on the bed cuddling Lordi pulls Y/n away from Bob and starts to snuggle with her

“It is my turn to hold her Scrawny”

“Shut up beef head”

She giggles listening to them fight.

AN: Yesterday I watched the new Metal Family episode Bob,Lordi and Damn near Chive Ain’t shit 😭😭 still gonna write about them tho ✌️Glam is the only good one

Lordi x reader: Tables are a critical design

(smutty)

Y/n follows behind Lordi as he guides her into his kitchen he called her up to show off his ordinary looking table she bumps into him as he stopped

“Viola My new table that I brought with my money from the band” He proudly stated She looks at the wood table with long legs that make it stand

“A wooden table…couldn’t you buy a metal one that terminates couldn’t get into to” She curiously asks looking under the table He coughs

“No besides I’m saving my money I needed the table for food and my hot bitches to devour”

God he was so disgusting

“Well Casanova your table was leg is loose” She added messing with a peg to tighten it Lordi let his back fall against the wall crossing his arms

“I’m celebrating being a adult by buying my own furniture and I wanted to celebrate with my friend”

She giggles still tightening the peg

“I’m proud of you Lordi I really am”

Lordi sucks in his breath he in actuality wanted to devour Y/n’s Pussy until she was begging to come on his wet,limber tongue-

He kneels down and takes a long whiff of her pussy heavily breathing in Y/n yelps feeling his nose and all tingly hearing him chuckle Lordi forcefully pulls her out from under the table and turns Y/n on her back

“What are gonna do?…force me to suck you coc-*gawks*”

Lordi slide his penis in her tight mouth and thrusts in and out his ballsack touching her nose his pre cum mixed with her saliva dripping down

“Y/n…Y/n” Lordi moans thrusting Her mind goes blank when he says her name she gulps and breaths out her nose Lordi sees her neck get big as he thrusts in he holds it there making her gag and her eyes swell with tears then pulls out letting her breathe

He throat fucks her fast Y/n hums and wretches his salty Penis making her heart pound and pussy wetter He groans “Fuck Y/n do you know how long I’ve been dreaming about fucking your face? ‘Nngh!’ it’s even tighter than I’ve imagined!” He yells in ecstasy

Y/n couldn’t say a word only she lets him face fuck her like a flesh light “fuck fuck fuck” He repeats vastly thrusting and cums in her throat it is salty she thought her cheeks full as she slowly drinks his cum Lordi wipes some drool from his mouth and pulls his dick out from her mouth

“my turn” He said Hovering over her making him face down on her pussy She gasps spreading her legs He pulls off her leggings and messes with the outline of her bud his thumb grazing it in circles she squeezed his thighs Lordi chuckles and pulls her underwear off seeing her wet pussy dripping he hungrily slurps her pussy letting his tongue taste her her thighs squish his face but Lordi wasn’t complaining he just keeps eating her out

His Penis leaks out on her face she sucks his dick making him groan Lordi was in complete heaven She bobs her head as he squeezes her Lips making them puff Y/n mind was blank and fuzzy as they latch onto their legs she bobs faster loudly groaning coming to her head Lordi sucks faster feeling Y/n massage his balls

She whimpers Wrapping her legs around his necks holding him down as he slurped her orgasm in his mouth Lordi went deep into her throat and came down her throat again His cum overflowing her cheeks She felt her Cum Drip down her ass

Lordi gets off Y/n pulling his dick out of her mouth in the process and lays down next to her Y/n lovingly sighs Turns to Lordi already staring They Kiss

“You taste so good” She moans in his mouth Lordi rubs the back of her neck smacking her bum

“You’re gonna be mine okay?” He said

she nods at him smiling

“okay”