Lottie Archibald - Tumblr Posts
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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”
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I'm the guy who goes around giving small change to low level monsters
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you see a girl typing frantically and you look at his phone and he’s just typing “scared” repeatedly and very quickly
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all my haters become satyrs when i gallop through the woodland of success
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lmfaoooooo look at the LOSER who dedicated his life to appeasing the false god of his father 🤣😂 and deteriorated his own personhood in order to chase an unattainable ideal 😂😂🤣 how does it feel to know that you've destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing, IDIOT
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