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5 years ago

1. I was the one in the van

2. Canonically the youngest member of the party at only 15 years old and with a learner's permit

3. This battle was a work of art

Yesterday's DnD Session

Me, the DM, prepping for the session: Okay... so... our wizard can't make it... could the other three manage six bandits in combat? I mean, if they all start dying and it gets dire I can drop the bandits' HP and maybe have an NPC come save them... hmmm...

*later*

Dragonborn Ranger: *friggin' BEHEADS a dude*

Human Mecha (Druid): *uses the van to RUN OVER two bandits*

Tabaxi Monk: *knocks out every other bandit that didn't get beheaded*

Me, internally: ... Never mind


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